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Cold in Gardez


Stories about ponies are stories about people.

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  • 8 weeks
    Science Fiction Contest 3!!! (May 14, 2024)

    Hey folks,

    It's contest time! Wooooo!

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    3 comments · 413 views
  • 10 weeks
    A town for the fearful dead

    What is that Gardez up to? Still toiling away at his tabletop world. Presented, for those with interest, the town of Cnoc an Fhomhair.

    Cnoc an Fhomhair (Town)

    Population: Varies – between two and five thousand.
    Industry: Trade.
    Fae Presence: None.

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    5 comments · 296 views
  • 22 weeks
    The Dragon Game

    You know the one.


    A sheaf of papers, prefaced with a short letter, all written in a sturdy, simple hand.

    Abbot Stillwater,

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    7 comments · 579 views
  • 40 weeks
    EFN Book Nook!

    Hey folks! I should've done this days ago, apparently, but the awesome Twilight's Book Nook at Everfree Northwest has copies of Completely Safe Stories!

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    9 comments · 601 views
  • 44 weeks
    A new project, and an explanation!

    Hey folks,

    Alternate title for this blog post: I'm Doing a Thing (and I'm looking for help)

    I don't think anyone is surprised that my pony writing has been on a bit of a hiatus for a while, and my presence on this site is mostly to lurk-and-read rather than finish my long-delayed stories. What you might not know, though, is what I've been doing instead of pony writing.

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    26 comments · 1,047 views
Nov
24th
2015

New Comedy! · 2:09am Nov 24th, 2015

Hey folks,

I did something different for the most recent Writeoff: I wrote a comedy. It did not win. But that's okay! Because I think it's still a pretty awesome story.

A funny thing happens when I'm writing for a competition – rather than writing the comedies that made me horse-famous in the first place (exhibit A and exhibit B), I write moody, dark and introspective character pieces designed to critically examine some aspect of our humanity. These stories tend to do very well in the competition, but are rarely among my most popular stories afterward (with one major exception).

But, dammit, sometimes I just want to write a funny story. So here goes.


The Time of Their Lives

It's a week after Nightmare Night, and the dead have risen. Zombies, ghosts and skeletons walk Ponyville's streets. It would be pretty terrifying, except for the fact that they're so nice. Also, they don't seem to realize they're dead.

But not everypony is happy with their new undead neighbors. Rainbow Dash is freaking out, Twilight Sparkle is on trial for murdering a skeleton, and Rarity conspires against her ghostly business partner. Will our heroes be able to keep up in a world where busy ponies don't have time to let death slow them down?


And, oh my god, is that not the cutest image?


Finally, if you’ve got some time, one of the fandom’s wonderful voice’s has been doing a few readings of my work. Check out KwirkyJ’s readings of two of my stories: Babel and The Lotus Eaters, from my collection of short stories. Kwirky's an awesome dude, and I want to thank him again for making these possible!

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Comments ( 10 )

Ok, I'm cleared out of the feature box. It's all yours. :pinkiehappy:
Edit: Told 'ya. :scootangel:

Nuuuu! I just got to the feature box for the first time! GTFO!!! :rainbowlaugh:

No, seriously, this was a great piece in the Writeoff, and I congratulate you on getting it featured! :twilightsmile:

#3 · Nov 24th, 2015 · · ·

I'm just a peasant and what is this?

Oh, hey! I reckon (at least) one of those readings was the Dream A Little Dream Of Me contest prize, right? If so, I'm particularly chuffed I could help make that happen, because those are both some excellent stories for readings.

All actual credit to KwirkyJ, of course, it's just cool to see. :twilightsmile:

I always think of you as 'that guy who wrote the Wind Thief' and, as you say, your contest entries have been rather serious, so it's odd to think of you originally becoming famous for comedies. But now that you mention it, I'd almost forgotten you wrote some great humorous pieces like "The Cutie Mark Conspiracy" and "What We Wanted to Do". You're a versatile author and I look forward to reading your latest.

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It was The Lotus Eaters! Babel was just a bonus I scored from him.

And, oh my god, is that not the cutest image?

Source, please.
Nevermind, I found it.

This raises an interesting question about "popular for the masses" vs. "popular for the critics". Writing has to be about more than just hitting the feature box, especially given some of the bizarre shit that hits the feature box.

Nips/McSweezy's (sfw) ponies are the cutest.

3565602 Ah, but if you find the intersection of those two sets, you can write *wonderfull* things.

(I'm still looking)

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