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Nov
2nd
2015

Throw more story prompts at me please! · 4:30pm Nov 2nd, 2015

Well, watchu waiting for? Git on it! Nothing too epic, plox.

Oh, and have some chavtavia.

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The CMC give Starlight Glimmer a hug.
Pinkie Pie, Party Favor, and Cheese Sandwich all team up.

Are you willing to take cloppy prompts?

Pinkie Pie's legs get tired, so she stops hopping for an entire day. Everyone think's she's actually really sick and should go to the doctor.

Reformed Villains Anonymous, complete with Sunset dragging a protesting human Twilight to the meeting.

3515732 yes, but i would start a second story for those.

3515736 Why is Twilight protesting? Because she never meant to be a villain?

3515739
Just you wait until I get home, then. Have I ever got a list for you.

Rainbow Dash having an existential crisis after Twilight teaches her about how big and old space and the universe really is.

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Write some adorable chavtavia?

3515744 Man, you should read the Austraeoh series!

3515740
Partly because she doesn't think she qualifies, partly because Oh my god I'm in magic horse land let me go see the everything!

Er, that is, she kind of has higher priorities when she finds herself in Equestria.

Ever played Timesplitters? :D

3515739
Non clop ideas (unless you want them to be):

Rainbow Dash goes hang gliding with Scootaloo.
Daring Do "most interesting mare In Equestria," Dos Equus commercial.
Vignette from Die Hard, with Applejack as Bruce Willis. I really want somebody to do this, and it's not going to be me.
A "pony is in your bed" story. Must take the form of "X is in your bed, doing Y."
Fluttershy dies. Nopony notices.
Rainbow gets passed over for the Wonderbolts in favor of Derpy.
Ponyville runs out of peanut butter. Chaos ensues.
Rarity vs. Giant Crab.

Vaguely clop ideas [there's a good possibility I'll be using one or more of these in the future]:
A HiE, where the human is a porn star known for his large d:yay:k; all the mares laugh at him and the stallions feel bad for how small he is.
A HiE where the protagonist's aftershave smells like a mare in heat.
Minotaurs wear penis sheaths. One of the CMC dresses up as a minotaur for Nightmare Night.
Twilight writes a letter to the princess about her first time having sex.
Rarity vs. crabs.

3516553
Yes, and you won't get the idea I had come up with then :derpytongue2:


Here's an altogether better (and MUCH superior hmm YES) idea:

HiE; Comedy; Random

Help! I've fallen into Equestria and I can't get up!

Except...

This isn't the Equestria I know...

Uh.... You guys saw that right? That big, malformed, blue terror following Twilight?

"SOMEONE called for ADVENTURE CLYDE!" Clyde said.

DUN!
DUN!
DUN!

Dear god, no...


You have one week to produce greatness. :raritywink:

3516838
I fully acknowledge that I am terrible.

IT BEGINS AGAIN BEFORE IT EVER BEGAN!

:duck:

PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

I'm glad I came back to this journal, because I can't get enough of that image. :D Anyway, Imma give you a few of mine that are suitable for quick one-shots and that I will likely never get around to writing. :B

-Attack of the 50 Foot Fluttershy

-The Apple Family sells drugs out of their barn; we know this because there were four horseshoes hanging above the door in Hearts and Hooves Day. (Apparently it's like hanging used boots above a door? I don't know, I don't do drugs.)

-Where did Twilight teleport Rarity's red carpet and confetti to in Dragon Quest? (You can tell I'm going back through old shit here.)

-Let's do something more recent: Thpeakeathy: Ship Twist with the big-teeth kid from Crusaders of the Lost Mark. Everyone thinks he's mute, but he actually just has a major speech impediment because teeth, and also usually keeps his mouth shut because teeth.

-Flim and Flam take the Cake Twins under their wings somehow because twins I guess?

There ya go. :B

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