LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
Sick in bed this weekend. No review of new episode. Gave it an 8/10.
Your Fortune Cookie for May 2019 is:
"Vaseline is not Assholine."
令和1年5月1日 (水)
Babs' in reaction to Scootaloo not being the most thorough wiper.
The average little equine is able to reproduce via mitosis, should a suitable mate be unable to be found.
Told you you'd like it!Babs: ...Scoot...where's mah hoof?
...I feel dirty...
we're like sisters! only closer...
Babs: *terrified scream*
"Scootaloo, no! Do you realise what you've done?! You've given more fuel for the crazed shippers!"
Me: meep!
If I'm seeing this right, Babs and Scoot did it before LyraBon was cool.
Babs: BAD TOUCH!
OK, I just know there's a horrible, horrible vagina dentata joke in that image, but can't bring myself to tell it.
3364277
3364286 For those of us who know what that is, that's all you need to say.
I learned this from a magazine under Rainbow Dash's bed!
Babs: Ach! I did not sign up for this!
3364181 orig09.deviantart.net/487d/f/2013/222/6/b/closer_than_brothers_by_thedraconicbard-d6hkxyt.png
Come on Scootaloo, at least take her out to dinner first! A scissors cutie mark doesn't mean she'll do it with just anybody.
3364357
neilgaiman.com/works/images/AmericanGods_MassMarketPaperback_1185415388.jpg
Everybody that's read that one knows what we're talking about.
Scootaloo gives 'friendly flank bumps' a whole new meaning,
"Aw, come on! Everyone says Rainbow Dash is rubbing off on me, so it's gotta work with you!"
"But that doesn't apply to Cutie Marks!"
"Does too! Spike had one on his hand and it ended up on Twilight's leg!"
"That was a temporary tattoo!"
Babs Seed "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?"
"Well, since we're both having trouble getting our Cutie Marks, maybe we could be each others'?"
AB is explaining to BS what she missid in health class...
3365326 heeheehee, BS...
3365334
3365334 I'm so smurt
In the immortal words of Marik Ishtar:
"They touch butts with their butts!"
Babs: That's NOT the 'cutie mark' I want on my flank!
And that's when Babs discovered that pegasus butt is always ice-cold.
Babs Seed: What are you doing?: Oh, I'm just trying to get you a cutie mark!Babs Seed: That's not how cutie marks work!: But... I thought all ponies got their cutie marks like this!
I didn't know the best laugh today would come from what looks to be loli horse lesbians, but it sometimes just do be like that.
Babs' in reaction to Scootaloo not being the most thorough wiper.
The average little equine is able to reproduce via mitosis, should a suitable mate be unable to be found.
Told you you'd like it!
Babs: ...Scoot...where's mah hoof?
...I feel dirty...
we're like sisters! only closer...
Babs: *terrified scream*
"Scootaloo, no! Do you realise what you've done?! You've given more fuel for the crazed shippers!"
Me: meep!
If I'm seeing this right, Babs and Scoot did it before LyraBon was cool.
Babs: BAD TOUCH!
OK, I just know there's a horrible, horrible vagina dentata joke in that image, but can't bring myself to tell it.
3364277
3364286 For those of us who know what that is, that's all you need to say.
I learned this from a magazine under Rainbow Dash's bed!
Babs: Ach! I did not sign up for this!
3364181
orig09.deviantart.net/487d/f/2013/222/6/b/closer_than_brothers_by_thedraconicbard-d6hkxyt.png
Come on Scootaloo, at least take her out to dinner first! A scissors cutie mark doesn't mean she'll do it with just anybody.
3364357
neilgaiman.com/works/images/AmericanGods_MassMarketPaperback_1185415388.jpg
Everybody that's read that one knows what we're talking about.
Scootaloo gives 'friendly flank bumps' a whole new meaning,
"Aw, come on! Everyone says Rainbow Dash is rubbing off on me, so it's gotta work with you!"
"But that doesn't apply to Cutie Marks!"
"Does too! Spike had one on his hand and it ended up on Twilight's leg!"
"That was a temporary tattoo!"
Babs Seed "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?"
"Well, since we're both having trouble getting our Cutie Marks, maybe we could be each others'?"
AB is explaining to BS what she missid in health class...
3365326 heeheehee, BS...
3365334
3365334 I'm so smurt
In the immortal words of Marik Ishtar:
"They touch butts with their butts!"
Babs: That's NOT the 'cutie mark' I want on my flank!
And that's when Babs discovered that pegasus butt is always ice-cold.
Babs Seed: What are you doing?
: Oh, I'm just trying to get you a cutie mark!
Babs Seed: That's not how cutie marks work!
: But... I thought all ponies got their cutie marks like this!
I didn't know the best laugh today would come from what looks to be loli horse lesbians, but it sometimes just do be like that.