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MerlosTheMad


Greetings, I am Merlos the Mad. I am a dabbler of both words and wizardry in my free time. I also invite you all to partake in my musings. Take care though, as they are the product of a madman.

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  • 168 weeks
    *Cruises through*

    I was going through an old hard drive and found this sound file I never uploaded. If anybody likes listening to nerds from ten years ago talk about fanfiction with little ponies in it here's one I recorded with Hoopy Mcgee and Mrpockets at our heights of fanfiction. (Warning there is a little vulgarity. I was just out of the army when I recorded this I think. lol)

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    54 comments · 896 views
  • 374 weeks
    Hello everyone, just an update.

    Well, suffice it to say, my renewed effort to start updating to schedule once again didn't pan out. It was maybe a bit naive of me to try and hold myself to that, especially considering how bad my track record had been the last couple of years. Still, I felt I had to try.

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    31 comments · 2,312 views
  • 397 weeks
    Well, I bet we all thought this day was never coming.

    That's right, ladies and gents, an Mlm update.

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    26 comments · 1,250 views
  • 398 weeks
    Moving Forward, cause I'm back!

    I probably don't deserve to use a song this awesome, but...

    Heeeello everypony. I hope you've been enjoying the updates so far. Or, at least, you know, tolerating them.

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    27 comments · 990 views
  • 398 weeks
    Whoooa. Two blogs in one year? Who am I and what did I do with the real Merlos!

    It's true, I am in fact... a changeling! The real Merlos is currently locked in the basement of this stinky wizard tower, and I am readying Queen Chrysalis' eeeevil plan to take over all the fimfiction writers and then the whole world! Bwahahaha!

    Except not.

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Aug
26th
2015

Update! Soooo, this is a little bit rushed. · 10:01pm Aug 26th, 2015


Art by Johnjoseco

I've posted a very late chapter for 'I Can't Stop!' Sorry about that >.< The lateness, mind you.

Aaand the news gets worse. This is pretty last minute due to my heading out for college tomorrow. I know not when things will calm down a little and I can hopefully write some. All I can say is boy do I ever feel like a guilty jerk for not writing like a maniac this last year.

Still! I want to reassure everyone waiting for updates to my stories : My Little Marriage, A Twilight Landing, Thunderstruck, So Many Wonders, Contrail, Abhorsen and the others, that I will finish them. Probably before MLP stops airing even, heh. But seriously, short of death I don't intend to get tired of ponies or my stories.

So, with that, I leave you this update and the end of 'I Can't Stop', with a little short epilogue to follow it. I'll keep in touch guys! But ciao for now.


Awesome bonus link! ^^

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Comments ( 20 )

Featured, if you haven't seen that yet. ^^

3349412 Lol yeah, there was a ton. :P jk bro

Don't write pony notes in class! Take the total dollars that you pay per class, divide by the number of hours, and figure that you are paying the teacher that amount per hour to teach you. It will improve your focus immensely, but it can annoy the teacher if you treat him/her as an employee instead of a High Teacher of Wisdom Upon The Throne of Knowledge.

College sucks. No two ways about it. You may find that writing fiction is your only escape from the drudgery of academia, I know that's how it is for me.

I will finish them. Probably before MLP stops airing even, heh.

At the rate MLP's going, you might still die first.


3349676

Take the total dollars that you pay per class, divide by the number of hours, and figure that you are paying the teacher that amount per hour to teach you.

If you only had to pay the teacher, tuition would be a tiny fraction of what it is.

3349857 From the number of grad students I've had teaching classes, I can totally grok it. College is a study of intense logical contradictions. For example: Football brings in huge dollars to our university, which is why we need the students to all pay a massive fee to build a new stadium that won't get done until after they graduate. The Professors are too busy doing research to teach your class, because research draws money into the university to support the professor who isn't teaching your class, which is supposedly what he was hired to do in the first place. Universities are a beacon of free speech, which is why there is a little 8x10 foot area roped off by an obscure section of campus where anybody can go and declare their free speech to an empty field. If you attempt to speak freely on campus, somebody will be offended and their right not to be offended (which is mentioned nowhere in the law) trumps your right to speak your mind (which is⁽¹⁾).

Then we get into gender/race/class/sexual orentation speech, and it takes a calculator to figure out who is permitted to say what before being subjected to the wrath of the Legions of Perpetual Outrage. And that's without the legal morass which is Title IX.


(1) Inside the United States, at least. If you're in Canada, good luck.

3349956 All of my favorite professors got into fights with the administrators on a weekly basis. It's not that fighting the pencil pushers actually helped me, it's just that the teachers who teach have to neglect the temple of academia.

It's good to hear your commitment despite your school stuff. I hope said school stuff goes well. :twilightsmile:

College? COLLEGE? But...you're too old for college, right?

I mean, doesn't everybody on this site look exactly like their avatar?

I'm going back to my doghouse to sulk now.

:duck:

3350565

Hah, though seven hundred and twenty-five I may be, I'll never be too old to learn. ^^


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Thanks headlock!

Good to hear they are still alive. But don't tempt Murphy... that always end's in tears.

Good luck at college! Be productive and do lots of things. And stuff. That is productive, hopefully. And ponies! Not like they aren't productive, which they totally are btw, but yeah...Updates! (Soon™):pinkiecrazy:

I'll never understand how people manage to do college and write stories at the same time. I can barely manage high school!

3350565 You know, being Merlos's shadow kind of sucks. I mean, nobody ever notices me. And I don't even want to think about the bathroom. :twilightoops:

3350595 No problem! I still need to get you in a Skype chat, but I never seem to know when a good time is. :twilightsheepish:

boy do I ever feel like a guilty jerk for not writing like a maniac this last year.

You are a guilty jerk. :twilightsmile:

Also, grats on the feature!

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Just shoot me a message when your on! eastern standard evening times is a good bet.

3353158 Alright! I'll try to keep that in mind. :pinkiehappy:

Good luck in college, buddy! :pinkiehappy:

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