"Um, Rarity? Are you sure learning Tai chi will give me confidence?"
"Fret not, dear Fluttershy! I have a purple belt in mare-tial arts!"
"I think it's supposed to be black, and... you made that belt yourself. I helped you with the rhinestones."
"Yes, but doesn't it dazzle you more than any drab black belt would? Now do 'Pulling the bird's tail' ten more times until you get it right!"
"I don't want to pull any poor birdie's tail."
"You're not-- it's just the name of-- perhaps we should start off with something more your style, such as... Ooh! Mantis-style kung-hoof! Look how fabulous they are!"
For some reason that reminds me of the Nixon "I am not a crook" pose. (Maybe not technically accurate, but the one everyone always associates with the line anyway.)
It's HOW big!!??
"Rarity must never know what happened to the Gala dresses."
Oh, where did I put my T4 slip? Where is it? Where is it?!
Boooo...
What was that?
I'm sorry I didn't mean to scare you that badly!
Noooo don't cry-hyyy....
Sugar cube, you ain't scarin' nopony like that...
Oh... nevermind.
Walk like an Egyptian...
I thought that dress on the left was Twilight's butt... I had a good caption too..
The next Smash Bros. character has been announced!
"Um, Rarity? Are you sure learning Tai chi will give me confidence?"
"Fret not, dear Fluttershy! I have a purple belt in mare-tial arts!"
"I think it's supposed to be black, and... you made that belt yourself. I helped you with the rhinestones."
"Yes, but doesn't it dazzle you more than any drab black belt would? Now do 'Pulling the bird's tail' ten more times until you get it right!"
"I don't want to pull any poor birdie's tail."
"You're not-- it's just the name of-- perhaps we should start off with something more your style, such as... Ooh! Mantis-style kung-hoof! Look how fabulous they are!"
"I like mantises..."
"GAARGH! It's a material jungle in here!"
For some reason that reminds me of the Nixon "I am not a crook" pose. (Maybe not technically accurate, but the one everyone always associates with the line anyway.)
She's the shy queen of the world!
3319104 Born in Marezona! Moved to Babylonia, QUEEN FLUT!
3319208 Sweet dreams, everyone!
3319379 Ah yes, the fanous newspaper cartoon in which he was dangling between two tapes with part of the transcript in his mouth.