Next Chapter Progress w/ AMA · 3:45am Aug 9th, 2015
Aaaaand I have internet again! 
Sorry folks, but we lost power earlier this week due to that wicked storm that came through Michigan, and when we finally got it back, we found out that we had lost our internet. It just came back a few hours ago. Not only do I no longer have to use my phone to comment, but I can actually start working on the next chapter legitimately again. I'm currently on rewrite #4, but I have a good feeling on this one, so we'll see what happens.
That being said, in order to give you guys something to pass the time, I've decided to host a AMA for Your Human and You. For the next twenty-four hours or so, ask the characters of Your Human and You (or the author) anything. They might not respond in the way you wanted, but they'll respond nonetheless. You don't really have to. I'm just doing this so you guys can bug me if you want. And as an apology for taking so long.
I'll get back to writing.
Sorry for wasting your time. 
#tagswerealittleracist
Q: WHAT IS THE CIRCUMFERENCE OF A MOOSE??!??!?!
By the way, you're not wasting my time.
#questionablehashtags
So, the human girl that Max killed in the ring was obviously a Terran human, correct?
What is a man?!
#StillDon'tSeeThePointOfTags
How can you possibly waste my time?
I'm the one being super lazy and not working on my chapter like I should. I still have thirty chapters to go through for your story.
I have a question for twilight
( how do you feel (being the personal student to celestial and one of the top unicorn minds in equestria) knowing that the humans are sentient and gaining intelligence at a rate never before seen on any evolution scale of development for any race or pony kind ever. Knowing all this how do you feel knowing that you didn't even notice this?
Night Light, what is your favorite type of cheese?
For the shits n giggles...
For Avera, Ebony, and Primrose.
What are you three into (straight, lesbian, harem so on) and are any of you jealous of Max and Twilight, if not what are you guys into or look for in stallions. Hehehehe wonder how this will turn out... ;)
#noshame
#thetagsdidnothingwrong
For avera, ebony, and primrose. Have any funny boot camp stories
inb4 death to the author
nah jks
Question for applejack if you could (somehow) convince max to breed with one of your human females but they would be as smart as him would you still have him do it?
#these things are pointless
3305845 Michael Palin with his face in a pie, times Douglas Adams squared.
3305847 Yes. And it's a reeeeaaaaal shame he killed her. In retrospect, probably shouldn't have done that.
3305853 M: "I was a video game fanatic back home, although my favorites by far were the Mario games, Pokemon games, and Halo. And I really haven't picture any of the ponies like that yet. Um... hang on...
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Oh... um... I'll be back in a second. TWILIGHT!"
3305855 A miserable little pile of secrets.
3305860 TS: "Wait, humans are what?! You mean that... oh... OH! That's not good. Well, um... you see. I never had a human growing up. It's not that my parents didn't like them, we just never had one. The first human I actually have real experience with is Max, and he was strange from day one, so there really was no base to use for equestrian humans. So... I guess I'm not surprised that I didn't see it coming, but I am surprised that Applejack didn't notice."
3305862 NL: "Oh, but it's so hard to pick a favorite one. They're all so gouda. If I had to choose though, it have to brie... cheddar. Everything is better with cheddar!"
For story Max: Were you a virgin before you fucked Twilight?
For the new humans on the scene, how many, how long, and what shenanigans has this absurd world put you through?
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E: "Well, um... I... I've never really thought about it before..."
A: "I prefer my funtoys to have less dick and more slit, if you know what I mean."
E: "Avera! You could have just said you preferred mares! You didn't have to be so crude about it. I mean, just look at Primrose! She's being mature about this."
P: "Meh, a hole's and hole and a little meat never hurt anypony."
E: "...eeeeew."
P: "And I think I can speak for all of us when I say that we may tease the big guy and Twilight, but he's kinda our employer, so to speak. It'd just be awkward really."
A: "I don't know. If they asked, I might have to make an exception to my 'no dick' rule."
E: "I... I think I need some Cinnamon Apple Cider..."
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P: "Eh... not really."
E: "I... I accidentally enchanted my drill sergeants armor so whenever he spoke, it was in a shrill, filly-like voice. It was hard to keep a straight face with a muscle-bound earth pony screaming in my face like a little foal."
A: "Really? That's it? Pssh, lightweights. I've got one. So, I was never really good at following directions, even in bootcamp. Being an ex-criminal can do that to you. Anyways, I was never on time, didn't show up dressed to standard, didn't follow protocols, etc. Anyways, after a few dozen scoldings, I finally got pulled aside by my drill sergeant, who started to yell at me then suddenly stopped. 'No,' she said. 'I'm done yelling at you. It clearly doesn't work. Stay right here and don't move.' She then stormed off into the barracks. I'm just standing there, expecting something horrible to happen all while wondering if I should book it, when she comes back out with a fake horn. She straps it to my forehead and then tells me that I most wear it at all times. Should anypony ask me why I was wearing it, I had to answer 'Because I'm a pretty pony princess.' Just my luck, Princess Celestia visited that day. The minute she found out what was happening, she removed her crown, put it on my head, and then claimed my helmet as her own. She even summoned me a dress. She then spent the rest of the visit referring to me as 'Princess Noctus'."
E & P: "..."
A: "...yeah. It was that bad. I think I was drunk for a week afterwards."
E & P: "...pffft, AH HAHAHAHA!
A: "......"
3305899 AJ: "Um, shoot. That's... uh... probably not, now that Ah think about it. It would be nice tah have some decent human offspring, but Ah don't right like the idea of slavery. Ah'm just glad that all mah humans aren't intelligent. Ah'm not sure what Ah'd do if that were the case."
3305927 M: "No, I wasn't. But I didn't really see any action for a couple of years before being transported to Equestria. And I didn't really do any... 'stress relieving' when I was here."
3305933 Dustin: "Um, as far as we can tell there's about fifty-two of us here at the moment. We've all been here roughly a year, some of us a little more. And as for shenanigans, we... we really don't want to talk about it at the moment. No offense. Maybe later, but just... not now."
Question for Twilight and Max: If given the choice, how often would you two fuck each other?
Question for Max: How much did you like Twilight getting possessive of you on that first night of sex?
Question for Twilight: What other enchantments would you do to further "mark" Max as yours? As if your scent alone isn't enough!
Also, do you feel a sense of pride knowing that Max just struts around with your scent on him?
Question for Applejack: How badly did you want Max to buck you that day? Do you still want him and how much?
3305862
What the...COREY?!
I'm surprised you didn't ask about Applejack.
...
I'll do that for ya.
3305956
....that was quick....so no spoilers?
3305956 spoiler ?
So if max is the oblivious king, twilights consort and possibly suitor to be (therefore prince), does/will that make him king of the humans, and co-ruler of equestria?
If that question is to plot revealing, how tall is the asparagus to space'th power divided by shoe?
(For all the characters)
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck was Chuck Norris?
Ps. You may have to explain who Chuck Norris is to everypony else Max. But maybe not Pinkie because its Pinkie.
3305948 LOL thank you for answering. Also pass the cider... would' ya' kindly.
Got another one for avera, primrose, ebony, and twilight.gunna apologize in advance cause I'm gunna ask a lot a questions I'm up on fire watch (guarding the barracks and babysitting drunk marines) for the next 4 hours and I'm bored as hell and need entertainment. Has max told yall about the branches of the U.S. military and if so what branches would you join if you could?
For Max: before you and twi were together did you ever watch her sleep or cuddle her in her sleep?
For our beloved author:WHENS THE NEXT CHAPTER! JK
for realsies, are we ever going to get a viewpoint of max's family or friends? Maybe one of them pops up in equestria?
3305958
Question #1:
TS: "..." *blushes and looks away*
M: *coughs into fist before rubbing back of head* "Um... next question please?"
Question #2:
M: "I... I'm not gonna lie. It was hot. I don't want her to do it again with asking first, but it was definitely hot."
Question #3
TS: "Well, um.. the scent thing isn't so much an enchantment as it is... natural. However, if I had to pick one, a-and I'm not saying that I have thought about it, because I haven't, but if I had to pick one, there's a spell that will permanently put my cutie mark on any part of Max's body that I choose. Almost like a brand, but without the pain or mutilation. But I-I would never... at least, not without his permission... I don't even really know the spell that well... I haven't tried it before... I'm going to be quiet now.
Oh, and as for Max 'strutting' around with my scent, while mortifying at first, it was nice knowing that Max was willing to display like that, even if he couldn't really smell it. It was almost like he was telling everypony that he didn't care what they thought. That he was proud to be my mate. It's every mare's fantasy, really. To find a stallion that's proud to call you his.
Question #4:
AJ: "Well, Ah... let's just say, if Twi and Max decided tah start a herd, Ah wouldn't mind given 'em a test run."
3305965 3305974 No spoilers.
3305981 Purple, but only if the space'th power is equal to or great than apple pie.
To Twilight: Why exactly did you have a razor in the 9th chapter?
Big Mac, do you find Humans as sexy as your sister does?
Question for Rainbow: That day when you were in heat and circling above Max, did you really want to buck him or was that your heat telling you to buck something with a penis? Also, if Max wasn't with Twilight would you consider making more advances?
Question for Rarity: Did you do some off-screen teasing to Twilight and Max once their relationship was made official and/or before it was made official?
Question for Max: Were you much of a gamer? If so, were you console or PC? If PC, AMD or NVIDIA?
3305984
TS: "Um, let's see." *Does some fancy math* "But wait... if a wood chucks woodchucks, woodchucks chucked by wood wouldn't chuck, and being chucked, woodchucks would chuck negative wood. *Does some more fancy math* "AH! We are dealing with imaginary wood. I^2 wood."
M: *Gives her a bemused look*
PP: "I think the joke went over her head." *Giggle-snort*
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A: *Glances at wings* "Air Force."
P: "I'm gonna have to say, Air Force."
E: "Um, well... there's no real branch that deals with magic in your world, but if I had to choose, I'd pick the US Coast Guard."
TS: "I'm, um... I'm not part of the military..."
3305994 M: "Um... n-no. No I didn't not have cuddly relationships with that mare."
Author: Max's family? No. Max's friends... well, let's just say things are going to get interesting... and Twilight probably won't like it.
Primose how often have you thought of drinking max's blood
3306032 for max: HA!
I knew you had something going on! So tell me:did she know? Did she ever wake up?
For author: oh you old tease
Question for the author: do all the terrans come from the same time period? or are they displaced chronologically as well?
Question for Rainbow: What would you do if twilight and max broke up with no hard feelings?
Question for Princess Celestia and Princess Luna: How well do you think the guard would fare against intelligent humans?
Question for Primrose, Ebony, and Avera: How sensitive are thestral ears? And how is anybody afraid of something so fluffy, fangs or no.
Dang no love for the corps, haha. My hearts breaking I got one for blackie. If no one can understand Terran humans in equestria, how come all the music and stuff was able to be understood by everybody from max's ipod?
3306025 TS: T-to shave Rainbow Dash bald for a prank? Heheh. Heh." *Sigh* "The truth is... during those couple of days where Discord turned my friends against me... I... I... let's just say that I'm not proud of what I was going to do, and I'm extremely grateful that Princess Celestia sent those letters when she did."
3306029 BM: *Blinks slowly before a small smile spreads across his face*
3306030
Question #1: RD: "Hey, he's not bad lookin' for a human, but if I had known that Twilight really had her eye on him, I would have left him alone. I-I thought he was free game, that's it. I swear!"
Question #2: R: "Why I never! How dare you assume... I mean really! It's not like I made Twilight several... intimate articles of clothing or anything like that. Especially nothing that would catch Max's eye. I-I would never!"
Question #3: M: "Gamer all the way, baby. Xbox 360 though. My PC wasn't powerfully enough to play anything more complicated than Minecraft without bursting into flames."
3306034 *Glances around quickly to make sure no one is listening* "All the bucking time!" *Drools a little*
For Twilight: how do you feel of being in a relationship with an intelligent being from a race so advance in technology that they went to the moon and back and also have plans to go to a certain red planet in the future
For Max: does it suck without internet there
For Princess Luna(if you dont mind) : what do you think of the human kind from Max's world are capable of going to the moon and back anytime they want and there future plan of terraforming a planet named Mars from a cold red waste land to a earth (or Equis) like world
For Max: what do you think all the worlds nations like America, China, Russia, or North Korea would react if the found out that Equestria is treating the human kind there like animals. Good, ok, or Horribly chaotic (like a world war III or something)
To the human that repeated 'grass' for a long-ass time: Nani sore?
Question for the author: How do you withstand all of the people who just comment things like"WHEN IS THE NEXT CHAPTER?!" and such? (Not trying to be a dick, if this comment can be taken that way, just asking a legitimate question.)
3306037 M: "No... and it was the best train ride ever!"
3306039
Question #1: Roughly. Time flows at slightly different rate between worlds. They are from the same time period, but might be they might be off by a year or so. Someone might have been taken in 2010, while another was taken in 2012. There are a few... anomalies though.
Question #2: RD: "No hard feelings, huh? Hmmm..."
Question #3:
PC: "I... I really hope that it will never come to that. I mean, it's not like Discord pulled more humans from Max's world, right?"
PL: "I agree. Surely we would have discovered them by now if they were here, right?"
Question #4:
A & E: *Turns and stares at Primrose's ears*
P: "Don't even think about it." *Covers ears with her hooves* "And as for the fluffiness. If you had to choose between fighting a fluffy pony or a muscle-bound brute of a guard, which do you think you would choose? You'd never think the fluffy little pony would be able to tear you a new one, right? Best camouflage ever."
3306044 Kind of a spoiler there. However, if you must know, Chapter 21 has some... hinting about why the phone acts the way it does. It's very subtle, so I wouldn't blame anyone for missing it. However, the phone will be revealed in a later chapter.
3306045 ahhhh its good to have ya back
Also: #TakeYourTimeWeDon'tWantRushedWork :)
Love you Blackie!
3306067 Thank ya kindly. The reason I ask is because I've been stuck on an idea for a month or so. WW1 infantryman literally blown into Equestria. I honestly wonder how people from different times would react. I ended up watching documentary after documentary. I had to go sit in a corner for awhile after that.
3306048
TS: "His race might be intelligent, but sometimes I wonder... Anyways, it was exciting at first to have an intelligent human as a pet—I MEAN FRIEND! Friend. Yes, friend. However, the novelty of it wore off after a while, and he just became Max to me. It would be nice to see all of his races advanced technologies though, but with no safe way to visit his home world, I guess that will remain a daydream for now."
M: "Yeeeeeees. I just can't pull up Google anymore if I have questions. I have to actually do it the old fashion way and search through several books and hope that I find the answer. Although, the lack of YouTube comments and arguments is a plus."
PL: "It's amazing to me that those humans have the ability to do, at will, what only our strongest weapon is able to do. However, as I told Max before, I'm not entirely sure why they would want to go to the moon. It's relatively bland. Also, what is Mars? Another planet? To think that he's people have the ability to turn a lifeless world into one like Equus is kind of frightening. That kind of power... it seems almost wrong. Their scientists might have the ability to do so, but should they? At what point does 'playing god' start to do more harm than good?"
M: "I would hope that they would have the sense to see that the humans in Equestria are more animal than terran humans. Or, at least they were. I really need to get back to Twilight and the Princesses in order to tell them. However, worst case scenario would be WW3, I believe. America is just too war happy to let an opportunity like this pass. Claim to be 'freeing the suppressed humans' while looking for powerful weapons of mass destruction. Where have I heard that one before?"
3306054 "Nani sore? Nani sore. Nani sore... nani... sore. Nani sore?! Nani sore! Nani sore. Nani sore?"
3306064 I use it as motivation to try and write faster to get them to stop.
3306083 Well, I think that is admirable, sir.
To the author again: (If he wouldn't mind answering again...) What was your inspiration for this story? I don't think you have ever said before...
3306083 Thx for the response also for Luna this is what Mars looks like and the reason for the moon is because we have future plans for that moon like a moonbase :)
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Then after transforming it
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there you go
also Celestia i have a question for later but might shock you. right now im tired so that has to wait
To Author: Was there ever anything funny/horrible/Scary/sad or anything else, you really wanted to put in the story, but couldn't, because it didn't made sense then?
To Twilight: Ever loved somepony before Max?
To Max: Your worst experience in life, before Equestria? Ever heard of that TV-Show My Little Pony before? (XD)
To Celestia: Do you regret to brought Max to Twilight and not keeping him for yourself?
To Luna: How was your time on the moon?
To Avera, Ebony and Primrose: Ever had feelings for at least one of you three?
To Melodic Wind(The guard who got ponynapped by Darkflare and Co.): Your okay? Wish I could help
To Darkflare: What are you doing, when not doing evil stuff?
To Cadance and Shining: Having a name for your foal?
To Spike: How is it to have an intelligent human here?
To everyone (cause im just greedy like that :P) opinion on puns?
3306032 I am sorry Miss Sparkle but that is incorrect. Because this woodchuck is just Chuck Norris in disguise therefore taking into account of his land swimming powers multiplied by his beard fist the amount of wood chucked would equal out to be, (punches buttons on a random calculator) all of the wood.