Bad Horse Books, Inc.

I'm proud to present my new e-book website, Ebooks Tree. My minions have been working overtime on this for weeks. Simply give me your name, address, credit card number, social security number, and a blood sample, and you can download FREE ponyfiction of the highest quality like this!

Comments

[FanOfMostEverything]

I should've known. Have you no shame, sir? No equine decency?

Wait, why am I even asking?

[Singularity Dream]

I found a site that's pirating your books, sir! Just giving them away for free! You should send them a cease and desist at once!

[bookplayer]

Did the plan to put on a human-shaped suit and become a country music star not pan out? That sucks.

[TheJediMasterEd]

My minions have been working overtime on this for weeks.

This is even better than that time you stole the Tree of Harmony (the small one, from Las Pegasus).

[Derpmind]

Have you seen that new TV show that's all about tattooed butts?

[Jordanis]

Too late! I already pirated all your stories on this site called FimFiction! Hah!

[Sunny]

Can I downvote it on that website? If not, then curses, bad website, code better plx

[Nyerguds]

Ahh. The Evil League of Evil strikes again

[Misplaced Mage]

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I don't feel that the Evil League of Evil is evil enough these days. I mean, ebook piracy? Tired Internet practical jokes? Is that the best it can do?

I propose the formation of the Evilest League of Evilest Evil (thus getting the jump on anypony considering the formation of an Eviler League of Evil), whose sole purpose will be to out-evil the Evil League of Evil in all things evil. Join now!

[Trick Question]

It has the Official Pony Brick Wall and everything. Seems legit.

[NTL]

I'm intrigued... but do you ship overseas? D:

[Axis of Rotation]

They didn't charge anything for mine, what an insult D:<

[Blagdaross]

2989191 That sounds like the sort of organization that sells personal information to marketing companies, so I'm out. Though I am in the market for personal information on your members, once you have some.

[ponichaeism]

I knew that link was a Rick Roll. I clicked on it anyway.

Because that's the way I....

....Roll.

[Flink]

Right. So I clicked on the Rick Roll because I have some interest in creating fimfiction e-books myself, having done so for a handful of other works. But, no, it was a joke. But, no, it actually is a thing, just elsewhere! So, well, thank you for the roll.

[Bad Horse]

2992297 2993057 2988899 I don't know if you knew, but Ebooks Tree is a scam site that gives people stolen e-books to to get their credit card numbers. People have been posting about it this week because Ebooks Tree put up ponyfiction from the ponyfiction vault and the write-off as e-books. I put the rick-roll link there because I didn't want to link anyone to the actual site. Don't use the real site.

[bookplayer]

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It was a reference, actually.

[yamgoth]

2988434
Decency? What's a "decency"?
*has been looking at tickle smut pictures all day*

2988478
BH as a country star? That is rather evil... although I'm still under the impression that him being some sort of dubstep DJ would be far more evil, despite how deplorably far that is from BH's style.

2988600
What? Were you guys blazing it? I know stoners'll light up whatever if they think it'll work.

I can see it now, Ed trying to pass this awesomely designed steampunk bong that's gently puffing out smoke circles at its own behest to Bad Horse, who is too busy snorting up crystal dust despite the fact that he's passed out at the table. Oh, and while still somehow bashing unconscious his hoof on the keyboard and pumping out his next masterpiece to maek Brownies cri delushus Browny teers ;_;

Ed's frigging evil, y'all :V

Evil Ed and his steampunk bong of whirlygigging.

Pure evil.

2988670
Ever try print out 50 whole chapters of an epic fic at a high school library that lets you print for free? And then they no longer let anyone print for free after printing out a couple more epic fics? Good times, those were.

2988899
Your fly is open :B

2989191
I'm trying to get everyone to accidentally call Titanium Dragon "Tit Dragon" or "Titty D" by convincing them that this is actually his name. That's pretty evil, eh?

Oh, and starting some sort of retail store cult. Still hammering out the details on that one.

2989270
Now watch Kool-Aid Pony burst through that wall

2990422
He ships to space.

And I've said too much

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V

2992201
Psst... pssst... want some info on Bad Horse? Like what he thinks of toilet paper?

2993608
So now that we've gotten past this ebook scam and fimfiction.net is probavly done with being ddos'd by cyber hacker terrorists, I'd say time to celebrate vith zee vrapping of zee vinter, ja?

[yamgoth]

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Don't you just love it when a comment you spent like half an hour typing up gets half nuked when you post it and you take it down and people still see it lol?

Haven't seen that in a long time. Brain eventually got everyone singing along with him, eh?

I was going to respond with a clip of Borat trying to be a country singer, but that would actually push the limits of decency and risk getting called a rascist bastard again by Bad Horse.
<_<
>_>
It Be In My Country There Is Problem.

Why put new evil in person when what evil is already there? XD

[Flink]

2993608
I was aware of Ebooks Tree and certainly wouldn't use it. It was more of the fact that it was past midnight and there was some humorous link about ebooks and ponies and what does that have to do with youtube? and ah, I see, of course.