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kudzuhaiku


She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

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  • 52 weeks
    It's late

    But my brain isn't quiet. I'm stoned out of my goddamn gourd. Don't worry, it is just my usual regimen of drugs. That's how I spent a lot of my time now. Wasted. Doesn't really help with the pain much, but makes it a bit more tolerable. All of my drugs cost over 5 grand a month. That's what it takes to keep me going. I'm in somewhat better shape because of all of it, and there's a few bright

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  • 62 weeks
    Cyborgification is potentially a-go

    Finally found a doctor that didn't run screaming upon seeing my spine images and xrays. The team is coming together. Met with the neurosurgeon the other day, and he thinks I am an ideal candidate for augmentation. The transition is happening, I think. I still have to pass a psych evaluation and other steps, but I am closer now than ever. First I'll have the trial run; they'll sink electrodes into

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  • 92 weeks
    Today, life changes forever.


    It's been a long, long road to get to this point. A big thank you to everyone who has been with me during this journey.

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  • 92 weeks
    Big changes are happening


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  • 115 weeks
    I suppose it is time for an update

    Been meaning to this, and I've become the King of Pro-Crasty Nation. I kept wanting to report, but there was nothing to report, no good news at all, so I just... didn't. Sorry. Went a bit silent on my end. It just sorta happened.

    I finally got a lawyer willing to take up my case. After that, things started happening.

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Mar
19th
2015

Chase Q&A is now DEAD · 1:03am Mar 19th, 2015

One question per post.

Be specific.

Be direct.

Be polite.

Be creative.

Please have fun!

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Comments ( 53 )

How much booty does batman get?

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Goodbye! Don't let the door hit you on the way out!

Dear Bucky,
regarding the foal tracking spell that a particularly handsome Unicorn resident is working on. Does it raise privacy issues that only the students can be tracked wherever they go? Specifically wouldn't it be prudent to track everyone, student, teacher, visitor on campus, perhaps via an ID system that has a catch all for non badged ponies?

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Dear Bucky,
regarding the foal tracking spell that a particularly handsome Unicorn resident is working on. Does it raise privacy issues that only the students can be tracked wherever they go? Specifically wouldn't it be prudent to track everyone, student, teacher, visitor on campus, perhaps via an ID system that has a catch all for non badged ponies?

Bucky: I don't know the specifics yet. If it behaves like a typical tracker, it would activate upon command to know the immediate location. In case a student doesn't show up for a headcount. Simple spell really, most of the time it is off and only activated when necessary.

The current white out conditions make it necessary.

Do you have fun writing this?

Derpy: What is the most foal like thing Bucky has ever done?

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ahh, more of a child GPS chip than a security protocol. I kind of envisioned a big map with all these little dots wondering around. That makes a bit more sense.

Rarity and Coco: The families of the other Elements of Harmony have each started on having biological children, when are you two going to start on having one of your own? :trollestia:

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Do you have fun writing this?

Sometimes... usually.

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Derpy: What is the most foal like thing Bucky has ever done?

Derpy: **Rolls eyes** Where do I start? How do I start?

Would Odin be offended if his gryphons took up certain kinds of music?

2890344 Ok, just tell me the most recent thing then.

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Rarity and Coco: The families of the other Elements of Harmony have each started on having biological children, when are you two going to start on having one of your own?

Rarity: For now, we have two foals.

Coco: In time though, we'll need to find a surrogate father...

Dear Bucky,

Do you think you might have gone a little overboard with this winter? There's giving the land a chance to heal, and then there's endemic hypothermia.

Odin: so any potential skaulds here at the school you got your eye on?

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Would Odin be offended if his gryphons took up certain kinds of music?

Why offended? And by what?

About how many more chapters are there in The Chase?
Why did you kill off Bucky?
Is Equestria going to evolve over time?
What will happen to the Mane 6 in time?
Don't you leave me with a half assed answer, I want a direct answer like you tell us with our questions.

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Do you think you might have gone a little overboard with this winter? There's giving the land a chance to heal, and then there's endemic hypothermia.

Bucky: Ponies are indoors. Presumably screwing and repopulating Equestria. The land is at peace. It is too damn cold outside to go out and start trouble. I fail to see a problem.

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chill buddy spoiler is spoiled, wait it out good things come to those who wait.

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Odin: so any potential skaulds here at the school you got your eye on?

Odin: A few... and not all of them are griffons... beggars can't be choosers.

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Most of these cannot be answered.

Yew/Lugus: Are you trying to have another foal (cub?) yet or are you waiting until Peekaboo is a bit older?

Dinky: What's the best creative/'not as intended' use of magic you've done lately? (Example: The popcorn incident.)

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Yew/Lugus: Are you trying to have another foal (cub?) yet or are you waiting until Peekaboo is a bit older?

Lugus: We keep trying. Nothing seems to be happening... it is more difficult a male griffon and a female pony, or so we have been told. So we'll keep trying.

Pina: Have you figured out what your cutie mark means yet?

Cadence: who's a happy filly? Are you a happy filly? You haves such a pretty mane? Do you love your papa and mommas? I bet you do, I.. bet.. you.. DO~ :rainbowkiss:

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Dinky: What's the best creative/'not as intended' use of magic you've done lately? (Example: The popcorn incident.)

Dinky: Um... what I have to say might count as a confession...

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Pina: Have you figured out what your cutie mark means yet?

Pina: No. And it's driving me coconuts.

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Ok, how about the best you were caught or already confessed to doing?

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Would he be... maybe not outraged, but unhappy, if some gryphons took up angry music, for example?

Is bucky going to die at the end of the chase

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Ok, how about the best you were caught or already confessed to doing?

Dinky: I've figured out how to create a teleportation field. You drop something in and it exits somewhere else. I've thought about casting it upon the toilet... but that would be wrong... so wrong.

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Would he be... maybe not outraged, but unhappy, if some gryphons took up angry music, for example?

I have no idea how to answer that. Heavy metal just seems so fitting somehow.

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Is bucky going to die at the end of the chase

This has been answered many many times. The Chase ends with a funeral.

So is Boadicea the spawn of Tannis and Agnetha?:moustache:

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So is Boadicea the spawn of Tannis and Agnetha?

No. That would make her spectacularly underage for Sentinel when the time comes.

She currently lives on the Shetlands. Even though she is young, she acted as a scout for the enemy and was taken as prisoner of war.

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that sounds rather useful, have you considered the sanitary benefit of such a spell? In an outhouse, or places where plumbing is a problem for example?

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Heavy Metal might be down the alley of some of the larger gryphons... but I guess the question is: would encouraging them to embrace their angry side be bad for their species, or could it be channeled into something constructive?

That's kind of a rhetorical question, though.

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Heavy Metal might be down the alley of some of the larger gryphons... but I guess the question is: would encouraging them to embrace their angry side be bad for their species, or could it be channeled into something constructive?
That's kind of a rhetorical question, though.

it is a good question. I don't know... I'd have to think about it.

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Ah. Then a more personal question: how're ye holdin' up, kudz?

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I feel like Atlas... holding up has become tiresome.

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Many people who 'embrace' their angry violent side tend to end up being markedly calmer than those who try to suppress or restrain it. (Internet idiots are a noted exception) Take for example Rosey Grier. A giant of a man, and considered part of one of the most fearsome defensive lines ever used; in spite of that he was an avid needle-worker and is considered one of the earlier breakthroughs to the idea of men enjoying traditionally feminine activities.

Ultimately it's about finding productive outlets, even the calmest, kindest soul can become a danger if not given the chance to decompress and express themselves.

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While useful for pranks, that seems like it could have great use in practical applications as well. You should talk to somepony who is good with enchantment and see if it's possible to imbue the effect into a pair of objects for a continuous field. Probably the simplest useful purpose for it could be transmitting messages.

I know there's a lot of foals on the way, any word on Discord and Flutter's?

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I know there's a lot of foals on the way, any word on Discord and Flutter's?

Confusing is a good word.

Darn Dang Gosh Darnit! I've been waiting for one of these for WEEKS even wrote questions down and stupid work makes me miss it!!!! :raritydespair: Any idea when you might have another one?

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