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kudzuhaiku


She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

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  • 56 weeks
    It's late

    But my brain isn't quiet. I'm stoned out of my goddamn gourd. Don't worry, it is just my usual regimen of drugs. That's how I spent a lot of my time now. Wasted. Doesn't really help with the pain much, but makes it a bit more tolerable. All of my drugs cost over 5 grand a month. That's what it takes to keep me going. I'm in somewhat better shape because of all of it, and there's a few bright

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  • 67 weeks
    Cyborgification is potentially a-go

    Finally found a doctor that didn't run screaming upon seeing my spine images and xrays. The team is coming together. Met with the neurosurgeon the other day, and he thinks I am an ideal candidate for augmentation. The transition is happening, I think. I still have to pass a psych evaluation and other steps, but I am closer now than ever. First I'll have the trial run; they'll sink electrodes into

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  • 96 weeks
    Today, life changes forever.


    It's been a long, long road to get to this point. A big thank you to everyone who has been with me during this journey.

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  • 96 weeks
    Big changes are happening


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  • 120 weeks
    I suppose it is time for an update

    Been meaning to this, and I've become the King of Pro-Crasty Nation. I kept wanting to report, but there was nothing to report, no good news at all, so I just... didn't. Sorry. Went a bit silent on my end. It just sorta happened.

    I finally got a lawyer willing to take up my case. After that, things started happening.

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Jan
6th
2015

Teaser time · 12:08am Jan 6th, 2015

The bottle was now empty. It was a small glass bottle, blue, with a simple paper label that had been stuck to the front with rubber mucilage. The bottle had been a gift, a loving and thoughtful gift from one of Twilight Sparkle’s friends. That friend, that generous friend, was a zebra named Zecora, and the bottle had once held a brew that would bring a mare into estrus within hours.

Rainbow Dash had drank that bottle almost two hours ago.

BEGIN YOUR SPECULATION!

GET LOST!

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Comments ( 11 )

foals are fun
making them even more

Good, Flash had already been warned what she dreamt of, he'd better deliver post haste.

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The post stallion hopefully rings twice...

What I fail to see anywhere is if she knew what she was drinking or not. That's how a family comedy would start at least. :trollestia:

Well it looks like somepony is going to be very exhausted soon.

Let the repopulation continue.

There will be BOINKing like few ponies have ever BOINKed before!

OH MY GOD

THAT BRICK WALL

This has been one of the funnier things I have read on this day. :eeyup:

All-Day Sparkle herd threesome...until it's interrupted by the fact that they forgot a sitter for Glass Slipper.

Then it becomes the Sparkle herd improvised sex ed course...followed by the threesome, take two.

more teasing from me... the early-early-access guy

Muzzle to muzzle, cheek to cheek, Flash Sentry and Twilight Sparkle’s tongues snaked out together found their way into Rainbow Dash’s...

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