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kudzuhaiku


She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

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  • 53 weeks
    It's late

    But my brain isn't quiet. I'm stoned out of my goddamn gourd. Don't worry, it is just my usual regimen of drugs. That's how I spent a lot of my time now. Wasted. Doesn't really help with the pain much, but makes it a bit more tolerable. All of my drugs cost over 5 grand a month. That's what it takes to keep me going. I'm in somewhat better shape because of all of it, and there's a few bright

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  • 63 weeks
    Cyborgification is potentially a-go

    Finally found a doctor that didn't run screaming upon seeing my spine images and xrays. The team is coming together. Met with the neurosurgeon the other day, and he thinks I am an ideal candidate for augmentation. The transition is happening, I think. I still have to pass a psych evaluation and other steps, but I am closer now than ever. First I'll have the trial run; they'll sink electrodes into

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  • 93 weeks
    Today, life changes forever.


    It's been a long, long road to get to this point. A big thank you to everyone who has been with me during this journey.

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  • 93 weeks
    Big changes are happening


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  • 116 weeks
    I suppose it is time for an update

    Been meaning to this, and I've become the King of Pro-Crasty Nation. I kept wanting to report, but there was nothing to report, no good news at all, so I just... didn't. Sorry. Went a bit silent on my end. It just sorta happened.

    I finally got a lawyer willing to take up my case. After that, things started happening.

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Dec
27th
2014

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To be honest, I have not yet finalised upon a name. But he might be getting one. Maybe.

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Now, who would care if I did this daily? :scootangel:

Sweet! Hopefully we'll see him a quite a bit. After all, what's Frankenstein without his monster? (Even if it is a somewhat harmless little spider golem.)

The title is morse code?

Okay, first word is 'BE'
Can't be bothered to translate the rest.

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First word is not BE.

Did the creation insult it's creator because he is missing a leg? Or was he just announcing the fact that ponies are inferior because they have half the legs of the Mecha orbs.

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Eight legs good! Four legs bad!

Eight legs superiour! Four legs inferior!

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as I suspected, the fact that the Lord of Winter has even fewer legs means he is that much more inferior to the mighty Octopods!

Finally translated some of that morse code. I agree with the spider.

Name him Willy.

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They also believe the moon is made of cheese.

Clearly, they are the dominant lifeform.

And logically the moon is cheese. This You or Dummy? You know like in the first Iron Man movie? His smart bots?

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My notes jokingly refer to the sun loving golem as Sol Obsequium

**ducks under desk**

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clearly! Logic is proof of a suprior intelligence. And since their logic is far superior to that of a ponies, it stands to reason that their intellect must be that much greater.

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while that is a fitting name it lacks a certain finesse.
Go with Sol Instrumentum

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But Solar Submissive is kinda fitting... he wants the sun to beat down upon him.

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Well I wanted some thing like Sun's Toster, but it doesn't translate well. Besides 'Sol Obsequium' is too lofty of a name for something trying to show piety and humility. Unless he is really just a pompous wind bag who has chosen to honor the sun just to be diffrent and show off. Then by all means fitting name :derpytongue2:

I want to call him 453-507 (AVE SOL!)

Well, maybe you can give 'im some moar.
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Kelvin, because Bucky wouldn't think too much about its name, and because it's random.

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There should be a trio: Kelvin, Celsius and Fahrenheit.

Skinny Jeans.

Yes.

I'm gonna take a guess here and say that the title of this blog shares the same title as the art shown.

THE LORD OF WINTER DOES NOT HAVE ENOUGH LEGS!!!

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Yep, who else is afraid of the dark?

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You read it, kudzu! We need two more golems.

the spider golems are quickly becoming one of my favorite things in the chase verse

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