What the actual HELL, Nintendo?

I feel SORRY for Magikarp now...

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[etherealunessence]

looks like someone landed an easy catch

[Nealend86]

Eh, just give it 20 or so levels...

[SP00KY NINJA-PON3]

DO THE HARLEM SHAKE!!!

[KaijinZero]

first fishing trip i'm guessing? yea, i felt bad for it too.

[Xion_Stellar]

lol I think Mega Slowbro looks more pitiful and the facial expression says it all

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[Hidden Scorpius XI]

What? Is it gasping for breath? Jeez... that's cruel, even for Pokémon.

Then again, you have one that's an orphan from birth (Cubone), one that has a growing mass on its brain (Alakazam) and another one that if it ever stops jumping will DIE (Spoink)

[gamexpert1990]

Eh, Magikarp have more survivability than people give them credit for.

[Mystic Deadman]

Mythology aside, Nintendo's been taking a runny dump on Magikarp for years.
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"Nintendo. Shittin' on the little guy."

Although, I could swear they did the gaping mouth before...

2642519
That's basically family friendly vore.

[SuperPinkBrony12]

2642581 You know, for a kids game, Pokemon can be rather cruel.

2642519 It looks like it's being eaten by its shell. Just what was Nintendo thinking?

[Lionheart1982]

Use your Hyper Beam attack what the fuck do you mean you don't have Hyper Beam? Just use splash attack.

[MythrilMoth]

2642510 Not my screencap/gif, found it on Kotaku after encountering a trainer with a Magikarp for the first time in X and seeing its new...uhh...battle animation. Which is...needlessly cruel.

2642519 And that's what happens when the Pokemon world gets the Saw movies...

2642581 Don't forget the flying lung cancer monster! Every time I see a Weezing I think "TUMORS!"

[Mystic Deadman]

2642615
I just checked and, yeah, Nintendo's done it before. Pokemon Stadium on the N64. It'll make you feel more pity than what you see here.

[FanOfMostEverything]

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Pretty much says it all.

[TurboBlaze]

2642519 Yeah, Slowbro is on my list of " What the Hell" Megas.

2642615 And THEN you have Paras and Parasect! Parasitic mushrooms taking control of the host bug's body? Yikes!

[nemryn]

At least Magikarp is famous! Feebas doesn't even have that.

[Muggonny]

Lol, looks like you have a dislike troll on here.

[MythrilMoth]

2643053 Yeah, but let them do their thing. If someone's life is so sad and empty that the only way they can derive any sense of satisfaction and self-worth is clicking a dislike button that has no meaning whatsoever on the Internet, that person should be pitied.

[Jonathon Smythe]

Magikarp is a pathetic excuse for a Pokémon that is only capable of flopping and splashing. This behavior prompted scientists to undertake research into it.

Omega Ruby Pokedex.