The Nice Bucket Challenge · 4:09am Aug 26th, 2014
So apparently there's some flibbity hoo-ha over like, this Eyes Bucket Challenge thing people are doing.
I have no idea what it is.
But I've been nominated for it. By some jerks on Fimfic.
I don't know why.
I'm told it involves ice somehow, which makes the recent nomination a problem. You see, I am a poor man, and cannot afford ice. Nor can I afford a bucket, for that matter. Being a genius, I quickly identified the obvious solution:
This is me sticking my head into my minifridge. It's pretty cold in there, I think, so it nicely encapsulates the core essence of the challenge. I was probably in there for like a whole minute, while most people only experience a rush of frigid water for a couple seconds or so. In that regard, I'm pretty sure I won the whole challenge. I don't even know what the fuss is about. It's not that hard.
But I have to go all out here. It's for charity, after all. So despite having successfully completed the ice bucket challenge, I decided to up the ante. Here's me suplexing myself into the freezer:
The chill level in there? Hella.
In fact, I died in there. I'm a ghost now. It's pretty spooky.
Anyhow, while you may not be as poor, hardcore, or hardpoor as I am, there are still things you can do to keep the dream alive without dying with your tongue stuck to the ice cream. Go donate all your hard-earned pesos to the ALS Association so that they can murder a disease like that fridge murdered me.
I nominate God, Buddha, and Elmo. Your move, guys.
You just can't live life like this guy.
>inb4 Elmo's actor sees this and makes a video of Elmo doing the ice bucket challenge.
Firstly - that is the funniest/most genius way to do the challenge without buying ice.
Secondly - I think god may have already done it because he did create water and ice, so he probably beat us to it millions of years ago.
Thirdly - How do you suplex yourself into the freezer.
All in all, good show man.I don't have a beard but have a moustache on the house.
I'm pretty sure you just won this challenge, and all the challenges ever, forever.
So, would you dump a bucket on your head if we donated a bucket and ice to you?
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I cannot afford frostshard.
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Please donate your spare buckets and ice not to me, but to the ALS Association, so that they can get ALS to chill out.
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Best response ever.
Still wanted to see you dump a bucket on your head
, though.
I did it.
I got buckets and ice just for the occasion.
You don't go small, do you?
God told me that he accepts your challenge.
You and me both, Obs. If you know Dominican Rep., then you know that the tap water is unusable, and I dont wanna use the ice for drinks
So ya.
Those jerks are such assholes!
=P
Dammit Obs
Are you a friendly ghost, at least?
You are truly one of a kind.
WHY WOULD YOU NOMINATE GOD!? Now I've got to go build an ark! Does anyone have some extra gopher wood they can lend me?
Now that I think about it, I'm really glad I befriended a guy named Noah. I knew he'd come in handy some day.
The sheer amount of genius put into this response cannot be shoved into a single comment, unlike Mr. Obselescence here, who shoved his head into a fridge.
Well played, sir. Well played indeed.