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Post 20 ~ Don't look at this for more than 10 seconds... · 12:32am Jun 26th, 2014


I felt a warm glow within. I won't be sleeping tonight...

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I'm staying down here... :fluttercry:

>no sound
It's not scary.:eeyup:

Haha, good one. You scared me.:rainbowlaugh:

Ohai! :pinkiehappy:

2234434 it's alright, you're safe in the comments section.:twilightsmile:

Who needs sleep when you have a ice cooled beer.

You bitch! :flutterrage:

I trusted you. :fluttercry:

And what really sucks is that I went right down here, didn't read anything, then covered my eyes and went back up. I tried to be brave and sneak a peek, but now everyrthing's everywhere.

Luz

2spooky4me

I was just about to crawl in bed, I have my pajamas on and my teddy bear and everything. I decide to take one final look at the internet, and this is what I see. Why you do dis?

Haha.
That is a funny one.
Almost got me. Congrats man.

OH MY HOW UNPREDICTABLE
THANK GOD I'M ON AN IPAD AND THAT DID LITERALLY NOTHING

good try OP

2234441 I'll just have to try harder next time. :duck:

2234442 I don't know why that pleases me so much. :rainbowkiss:

2234446 Hai! U gud..? :twilightsmile:

2234456 Thank Celestia. :yay:

2234471 :rainbowhuh: ... Why didn't I think of that. :trixieshiftleft:

2234505 I didn't like it either! :raritydespair:

I'm sorry. :fluttershyouch: There was an explicit warning.

2234521 Are you okay..?

2234581 I'm such a sleep Nazi. :ajsleepy: Same time tomorrow.

2234623 :trixieshiftright: I bet you looked at this at midday.

2234698 :twilightoops: okay

2235202 Will you forgive me..? :scootangel:

2234535 I think I bricked myself. :rainbowderp:

2235399 I'm going to break into your house and move everything slightly to the left.

Then we'll be good.

2235702 :rainbowlaugh:

2235780 Does that mean you're dissatisfied..? :fluttershysad:


I'm sorry.

2236291 I laugh while watching horror movies, but that's just to make me feel like less of a wuss. I think you should try and immerse yourself more though... Just saying.

What would it take to scare you anyway..? :heart:

2236048 Go ahead and laugh while you belongings are still in their original locations.


2235780 reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/god_damn_right_breaking_bad.gif

2236930 What if I told you I don't live in my house currently..? :heart:

2235399 Umm... I don't know. Is 8 Pm midday?

2237040 film.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/liamneeson_27.jpg

I will look for you.
I will find you.
And I will move your stuff slightly to the left.

I ALMOST BROKE MY COMPUTER!:twilightoops:

2237362 What did Romney do..?

2237491 :twilightoops: Please have mercy.

2237561 Sorry. :facehoof:

Oh, it's one of those things. :rainbowlaugh:

2239434 I should have seen that. :ajbemused:

2239242 :heart: I love you.

2240486 Watcha ur trap fagget. U dun wanna see meh mad. Isle won hit ur shit.

2241866
>Is very Arachnophobic
>Clinches at the mention of big ads spiders
>Looks up and sees one of the eight legged freaks crawling around
>Grabs laptop and runs out screaming

I take your point. :ajsleepy:

2241677 Awww. I can't be mad at Rainbow Dash. :scootangel:

2249335 I don't know... Anal sex week..?

2249350 This is why some conversations just end Vanilla. :fluttercry:

Comment posted by The Sexy Assistant deleted Jul 5th, 2014
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