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She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

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  • 52 weeks
    It's late

    But my brain isn't quiet. I'm stoned out of my goddamn gourd. Don't worry, it is just my usual regimen of drugs. That's how I spent a lot of my time now. Wasted. Doesn't really help with the pain much, but makes it a bit more tolerable. All of my drugs cost over 5 grand a month. That's what it takes to keep me going. I'm in somewhat better shape because of all of it, and there's a few bright

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  • 62 weeks
    Cyborgification is potentially a-go

    Finally found a doctor that didn't run screaming upon seeing my spine images and xrays. The team is coming together. Met with the neurosurgeon the other day, and he thinks I am an ideal candidate for augmentation. The transition is happening, I think. I still have to pass a psych evaluation and other steps, but I am closer now than ever. First I'll have the trial run; they'll sink electrodes into

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  • 92 weeks
    Today, life changes forever.


    It's been a long, long road to get to this point. A big thank you to everyone who has been with me during this journey.

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  • 92 weeks
    Big changes are happening


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  • 115 weeks
    I suppose it is time for an update

    Been meaning to this, and I've become the King of Pro-Crasty Nation. I kept wanting to report, but there was nothing to report, no good news at all, so I just... didn't. Sorry. Went a bit silent on my end. It just sorta happened.

    I finally got a lawyer willing to take up my case. After that, things started happening.

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Jun
1st
2014

Second Round! Q&A for The Chase is now live. · 2:59am Jun 1st, 2014

I need to wrap this up for the night. Sorry folks. We will do this again soonish.

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Bucky, Derpy, & Berry: Since any decisions on stallions joining the herd sound to be mostly on Bucky, who is the primary decision maker for mares and what role they may join as?

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Bucky, Derpy, & Berry: Since any decisions on stallions joining the herd sound to be mostly on Bucky, who is the primary decision maker for mares and what role they may join as?

Derpy: I am the alpha. **pins Berry Punch down**

Berry: Mmmmph!

Bucky: Barley is the only stallion joining this herd as far as I am concerned. I like him. And I trust him.

Dinky and Piña: What's your first impression of the Shetland Isles?

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Dinky and Piña: What's your first impression of the Shetland Isles?

Pina: Poop everywhere.

Dinky: I've never seen so many funerals all in one day.

To everyone (except Thistle)
What do you think of Thistle, from what little you've seen?

To Thistle:
What do you think of this strange, quirky herd you're being sent towards?

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What do you think of Thistle, from what little you've seen?

Pina: She has plants for a mane.

Dinky: Plants! Really!

Bucky: She has fangs. And lots of little needle teeth.

Berry: Never actually seen a kelpie before.

Derpy: She's too young.

Rainbow Dash: Rainbow, seeing as you are a member of Derpy's flock, and a fairly high member it would seem, what are your thoughts on everything going on? The war, Derpy's herd, anything really.

Bucky are you planning to authenticate the letter saying Celestia and the others approve?

To herd Buckminster:
What do you think of Laddie?

Berry, did your parents have sex in front of you? Ya know, to make sure you knew how to do it right.

To Ditzy: Why chase a random stranger just because of a look in his eyes? Thats a good way to end up hoofcuffed in the back of somepony's van.

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Rainbow Dash: Rainbow, seeing as you are a member of Derpy's flock, and a fairly high member it would seem, what are your thoughts on everything going on? The war, Derpy's herd, anything really.

Rainbow Dash: I want what is best for her. And Ponyville. I know where my loyalties lie. Twilight keeps swatting me because I keep asking if she wants to play "Pegasi Poo Poo Bombardiers" over the certain houses in Canterlot. OW!

Twilight Sparkle: NO! Bad Dashie!

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Bucky are you planning to authenticate the letter saying Celestia and the others approve?

Bucky: He is the leader of his clan. I have no reason not to trust him.

To the mother of Buckminster Bitters:
For what reason did you 'raise' Bucky without any love of any kind from yourself?

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Sorry, there is no Ditzy available. She isn't born yet.

2163281 Ah i never said not to trust him only the Letter could have been forged and sent to him you do have allot of enemies now, one could have caught the letter in transition and made it look like they approve to get you arrested upon your return should you marry her, any thoughts?

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Dang it, Ditzy is Derpy's proper name :( So I guess it goes towards Derpy.

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What do you think of Laddie?

Pina: He's alright.

Dinky: We just met. Sort of.

Bucky: I like him.

Derpy: I was too upset to really notice him.

Berry: Me too.

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Berry, did your parents have sex in front of you? Ya know, to make sure you knew how to do it right.

Berry: **blushes** My mama taught me to fight back.

To Shining Armor: So how was that night after the wedding? :trixieshiftright:

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To Shining Armor: So how was that night after the wedding?

Shining Armor: We played Scrabble! Twilight Sparkle thrashed us soundly. And then Cadance and I had some alone time.

Empress Cadence, seeing as you are a foreign dignitary, do you have any say over the current goings on in the war, or since the crystal empire does not seem involved with events surrounding the Shetland Isles, Fillydelphia, or the noble houses in Canterlot, is the Crystal Empire just considered an uninvolved party?

To clan Bucky: what are your thoughts on thistle's mentally. Are you willing to have a mare in your herd that simply wants to be a foal factory?

To Twilight and Keg Smasher: So will forcing a marriage on somepony be the common punishment for starting a war now?

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Empress Cadence, seeing as you are a foreign dignitary, do you have any say over the current goings on in the war, or since the crystal empire does not seem involved with events surrounding the Shetland Isles, Fillydelphia, or the noble houses in Canterlot, is the Crystal Empire just considered an uninvolved party?

Cadance: Neutrality.

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To clan Bucky: what are your thoughts on thistle's mentally. Are you willing to have a mare in your herd that simply wants to be a foal factory?

Berry: I can understand her reasons. OW!

Bucky: I refuse to answer.

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To Twilight and Keg Smasher: So will forcing a marriage on somepony be the common punishment for starting a war now?

Keg Smasher: Situation depending, maybe.

Twilight: Situationally, perhaps.

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Ventures?

Sorry, am I missing something?

To all/any of the Princesses: From what we've seen so far, we know how the Shetland Isles, Ponyville, and the noble houses are reacting to the war, but what about Fillydelphia. Has there been any any demands, pleas or any other attempted communication from them in regards to their involvement in the current state of affairs?

To Bucky: I noticed that the idea of having sixteen wives bothered you. I can't say that I blame you for that, but that said how apprehensive are you about the condition about accepting another mare into your herd?

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Major plot point. I cannot say anything yet. Details were intentionally left vague.

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To Bucky: I noticed that the idea of having sixteen wives bothered you. I can't say that I blame you for that, but that said how apprehensive are you about the condition about accepting another mare into your herd?

Bucky: In the end, it isn't up to me. I'll have a say, but the final decision is Derpy's. She's the alpha. She manages the female side of the herd.

to Night Light and Twilight Velvet: has your houses always had powerful mages like twilight and shining?

Probably a real odd question for Rainbow Dash: Since pegasi seem to be rather gassy, what happens when you fart at the exact same time you pull off a Sonic Rainboom? :trixieshiftleft::pinkiesick::trixieshiftright:

To All the Princesses: Is it possible for the royal canterlot voice to do actual harm?

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to Night Light and Twilight Velvet: has your houses always had powerful mages like twilight and shining?

Night Light: Most nobles are gifted with magic. That is what makes us noble.

Twilight Velvet: Poor Shiny. He was a type three with a type four little sister. Was so hard on him being shown up by his sister all the time. He had to ask her for help with his homework.

Shining Armor: MOM! UGH!

To Berry, seeing as you seem to know much about herd dynamics, are there any specific rules or guidelines pertaining to herd size or make up, such as the ratio of stallions to mares, or is it all left up to the discretion of the individual herd members?

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Probably a real odd question for Rainbow Dash: Since pegasi seem to be rather gassy, what happens when you fart at the exact same time you pull off a Sonic Rainboom?

Rainbow Dash: There is a little extra green in the rainboom.

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To Berry, seeing as you seem to know much about herd dynamics, are there any specific rules or guidelines pertaining to herd size or make up, such as the ratio of stallions to mares, or is it all left up to the discretion of the individual herd members?

Berry: Each herd has to find their own balance. I am open to more females in the herd, but no more stallions in the inner circle. Bucky saved Pina and Dinky, and he has my trust. Nopony else will probably ever do something like that.

2163469 Interesting, which now leads to a follow up question...

To Derpy and Bucky, what are your thoughts on adding more members to the herd? Are you open to it if you find more like minded ponies that you approve of, or are you comfortable with the current arrangement?

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To Derpy and Bucky, what are your thoughts on adding more members to the herd? Are you open to it if you find more like minded ponies that you approve of, or are you comfortable with the current arrangement?

Bucky: As was previously stated, Barley is the only male I am inviting in. I like him and I trust him.

Derpy: I don't know. Depends really.

Derpy and Berry: What are your thoughts on Keg's condition, and how do you feel about this mare he wants to push on you?

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Derpy and Berry: What are your thoughts on Keg's condition, and how do you feel about this mare he wants to push on you?

Berry: I actually understand his reasoning. Kelpies are almost a folktale now, and it would be a shame if something happened to Thistle. He wants her safe. He wants any little kelpies to have a good father and fellow-mothers. And who better than ponies with extraordinary abilities and character. Still, difficult to take in though.

Derpy: She needs a mother, not a husband!

To BonBon, seeing as Lyra is willing to join Bucky's herd, does this mean she has started to trust them enough to be around them by herself, or does she still require you to be around most of the time to remain calm?

(Sorry about so many questions? :twilightblush: missed the last q&a and have lots of them. :twilightsmile: )

No response from Bucky's mom?

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To BonBon, seeing as Lyra is willing to join Bucky's herd, does this mean she has started to trust them enough to be around them by herself, or does she still require you to be around most of the time to remain calm?

Bon Bon: She falls apart without me. I don't know why, but she does.

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To the mother of Buckminster Bitters:
For what reason did you 'raise' Bucky without any love of any kind from yourself?

Primrose Propers: We bought him a train set and sent him to the finest school available. If that isn't love I don't know what is. Stay out of this you... dirty peasant. This is beyond your understanding.


authors note... Somehow, this slipped past. I think it loaded with out a notification.

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