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Immortan Joe


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May
27th
2014

If you all had a choice of difficulties what would they (or it) be? · 7:36pm May 27th, 2014

Would you rather be:

Out gunned

Out Manned

Out Teched

Or be a man and take on all three.

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Comments ( 29 )

All three and jump in the fray with a large insane grin, screaming an incomprehensible warcry.

Out manned

But I'll take all three because if I go down, I go down with a fight fuckaaaaaas!

I would take all three, and put my hours of playing strategy games to good use.
To win, you don't have to kill the enemy. You just have to hurt them so much they decide to call it a day.

2150114
I was going to say something similar.

Out manned, because its not the quantity, its the quality.

Out manned, because don't wanna lose troops and their families, just got to drop nukes on those fuckers.

All three, for if I have the better position and a rusty moist nugget in my hands, none shall overcome.
But really, I'd prefer out manned and out gunned, but not out teched.

Outmanned. One guy with a very powerful weapon can mow down hundreds; add very good tech to that and it's a cinch to just mine the area and bomb them all.

All three sound like just another day in the life of B.J. Blazkowicz!

Depends on the situation

From my experience playing X COM: Enemy Within I wouldn't take out gunned and out manned but would like to not be out teched.

Outgunned and out manned.

Doesn't matter if you got a hundred men with assault rifles, me and my 91-30/FR F2/M110 (depending on tech level) are sitting comfortably in a bush far, far away.

I would not take on impossible odds though, gotta stay realist. Alone against ten trained yet unaware soldiers? Manageable. More than that? I'd do what's responsible and bail the fuck out.

Never be out teched. You can bowl over any force with significantly powerful technology.

Or alternatively you can fight smart, and not fight at all. Convince you opponents to fight for you. Make them hit their own. Start the rebellion.

Out manned and out gunned, not good enough for all three. I mean it doesn't matter how many there are or how hard they hit, if you have an Ubercharge you can escape through the massive explosion, pick off one and still have a higher K/D.:trollestia:

Out manned. Pick them off splinter cell style or rig a bomb and run away as it blows

If Red Faction: Guerrilla taught me anything, no matter how big your army is, how many guns you have, or if you have the best tech money can buy, if you give a man a gun and a hammer he can wreck all of your shit.

Take all three, and just give me a pistol n' sledgehammer.

I noticed you tagged "The Rise Of Man" for this...
Perhaps this question has something to do with upcoming chapters?

But anyways, outmanned, you only really need the best guns and the most guns.

out teched and out manned.
I have the guns to fight you.

out manned
and that way i can be a Badass and kill you all by myself with Sasha

Outmanned because what can you enemy do against more powerful weapons and technology?:

Once upon a time there was an army, then there was a bomb and killed everyone. The End :pinkiecrazy:

2150898 You're the first to point this out and correct.

(But in reality I bet everyone caught onto this right off the bat)

*High five!*

Outmanned. Just think the Revolutionary War and WWII.

Also, nice foreshadowing for your story. Thought it was a genuine question out-of-the-blue for a sec.

You forgot out-baked. Pinkie needs to bake!:pinkiecrazy:

I'm a man. Bring it, bitch!!
In reality, I'm used to being out-manned and -gunned whilst playing Halo: Reach. I could take four well-armed botters by myself, and come out with only a few bits of health missing. I'm not even kidding, just watch me play online with 20 plus kills per Team Slayer match.

Out-gunned and out-teched. They don't call it "zerg-rush" for nothing!:rainbowdetermined2:

Out-manned. There have been notable instances in history where a small force either beat or held off a larger force for a notable amount of time. For example, this song:

Besides, being out-manned means that you have more targets, and that makes it harder to miss.

Also: Gordon Freeman. He was out-manned (Earth military, followed by a multiverse spanning enemy), out-gunned (tanks, choppers, striders, gunships, and more), and (maybe) out-teched. He is in a class of destructive force by himself.

I'll take the Zeg Rush special. Outmanned, outteched, and outgunned :rainbowdetermined2:

All three. There is no greater feeling than forcing your enemy to pull out all the stops for one man. Also, its the most kick-ass way to go.

Out-gunned and out-manned thank you.
I can handle AOE quite well.

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