Run! Run! Or you'll be well done!
[4:33:27 PM] Solocats: Aight, let me just relocate to my bed and laptop first then
[4:33:41 PM] Solocats: I prefer doing stuff with you in bed
[4:33:52 PM] Solocats: That came out wrong
[4:33:55 PM] Queueduroy: You knew exactly what you were doing there.
[4:34:00 PM] Queueduroy: Don't deny it, you slut.
[4:34:03 PM] Queueduroy: : ^ D
So for a while now something's been bugging me about how you fuckers write, and I've been guilty of it, too. I call it the "Business Factory School of Writing" after Vincent Adultman from Bojack Horseman. Don't know what I'm talking about? Then shame on you, and take a gander:
People will only read the first two sentences of your description unless they're damn good sentences, so make sure they're damn good sentences. Explaining the fine details of your story will be boring because walls of text are shit and there won't be any context; your story description is not an appropriate place to dump exposition. Explain in broad, punchy terms what people will find in your
Ask, and I shall school you.
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why you so awesome?
2047095
Because people associate me with John de Lancie. They can't help but feel wet when I am near.
2047100
Nothing makes you feel more uncultured than when you have to look up the name of the actor when a picture of him was staring at you right in the face.
Why does poking my navel causes the tip of my penis to tingle?
2047121
Innervation.
2047120
That's sad.
2047149
I usually don't care that much about the actors' names and stuff, but I usually remember their characters quite well.
Have a similar quirk in books, can't remember names at all but the story itself is easy for me.
2047163
Quick, summarize Children of the Mind.
2047166
Well I failed when I didn't notice this till now, also is that a fic here because I can't remember that title.
2047190
No.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
2047219
That depends on how gross your saliva is.
What's your opinion on King of the Hill?
2047242
Bobby is a dumbass, Peggy is a dumb bitch, and Hank deserves everything he gets for allowing that to happen.
All in all, POCKET SAND.
2047298
What about It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia?
2047304
Haven't seen it.
2047381
Pretty funny.
Well you should.
2047093
I'm curious, why do you follow me?
2047385
I may. Is it on Netflix?
2047388
Eeyup.
2047394
Now ask me about Bob's Burgers.
2047396
It's alright. Loved the brony episode.
2047400
I fucking adore Louise. I want a wife just like her.
2047386 actually i have no idea
i seem to have favourited and liked one of your stories
that means i actually liked it
probably
and i usually follow people who write good stuff
2047402
Heh.
2047404
I do not write good stuff. I do not write, not really. What's your excuse now?
2047405
Yeee
2047407 well, there appear to be two stories associated with your account
explain that
2047413
I wrote. Past tense, perfective aspect.
"I write" would be present tense, habitual aspect.
Son, do you even fucking grammar?
2047418 are you seriously implying i understand english grammar
2047425
Are you suggesting you don't?
2047427 well, the way i formed that sentence was supposed to imply...
oh fuck
you forced a grammatical paradox
2047429
img.4plebs.org/boards/tg/image/1365/53/1365533024893.jpg
Son, get 'yo bitch ass down to detention.
2047434 fuck
how did you know that old 2008 memes were my only other weakness
/dies
2047440
I didn't. I'm just that rad.
2047442 i tip my fedora
you win this round, good sir
2047445
I know I won, but I feel like I won.
What is this feeling?
It's fucking boredom because no one is a challenge.
You are presented with a blade and a cupcake. You can only give/use one of the items on Fausticorn.
Which one will you choose?
2047576
I take them both and leave. The requirement only covers their interactions with Fausticorn.
2047662
You either use the knife to stab and kill it, or feed it the cupcake.
Better?
What activity would you rather engage in with a pony, caustic sewage enema or hoof/toenail fungus foreplay (followed by fisting)?
Conditions:
That pony is of your choice but must be a pony and not no-pony,
Answer the question as is, try and find loop holes if you please.
2047675
I'd eat the cupcake and feed it my feces. It still counts.
2047692
Caustic sewage enema. I'll be wearing a protective suit.
2047702
Heh heh heh...
2047702
Hue, you heartless bastard. Which pony?
How far up your ass is your head and/or dick?
How much better are you than me?
2047721
Sweetie Belle.
2047767
Far enough to orgasm whenever I walk.
2047818
We are equals, brother.
What is your favorite fruit
2047996
Gay people.
How many bits are required to store your name?
2053484
Counting upper and lower case we get:
26+26=52
I'll choose 6 bit bytes, which will give me 2(^6)=64 different values per byte, enough for both cases with some room to spare. Because bits cannot be split I cannot use a smaller byte.
There are 5 characters in my name and there is one byte per character, so we get:
5*6=30
30 is the absolute minimum number of bits required to store my name in binary. Fuck ASCII and Unicode.