• Member Since 14th Apr, 2013
  • offline last seen Jul 27th, 2020

Einhander


Just an old school hybrid spaceship/pony writing some stories.

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  • 499 weeks
    Crossroads (Commissions?)

    Hi there.

    You may have noticed the pile of unfinished stories.

    I don't want to put any on hiatus (although, to be honest, I wouldn't hold your breath on The Cells) but I'm having major trouble continuing them to a point where I'm happy. So I (we?) have a problem.

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    8 comments · 1,134 views
  • 503 weeks
    It's my Birthday, so AMA*

    32 is pretty old to be writing on a pony website, but there you have it. I used to watch that old clip of the Ramones playing 'Happy Birthday', now I watch this.

    So, if you have questions,* I will answer them. I have an office day.

    And remember, kids....

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    21 comments · 650 views
  • 508 weeks
    And it's up!

    Cranky Doodle Donkey's Bad Asssssss Day

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    0 comments · 548 views
  • 508 weeks
    Ever been in a race with yourself?

    The EqD Outside/Insight Contest ends at midnight.

    6k done. About 1.5k to go. Ending in sight.

    Still, have to submit by 11:59 CST.

    No pressure, right?

    Encouraging words and/or drunken taunts appreciated, pony peanut gallery.

    (Special thanks to Dash the Stampede for helping me edit as I go along.)

    7 comments · 557 views
  • 509 weeks
    New Sexy Collab Story Drops tomorrow

    EDIT: When I say a 'Sexy' Collab, I mean it's a Sexy combination of troublemakers talents. This is a Teen story. You can un-hide your wives and your kids.

    Get Ready.

    This guy:

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    9 comments · 710 views
Mar
3rd
2014

You've been very patient. · 6:51pm Mar 3rd, 2014

After a two month hiatus, work has begun on the new chapter of Adorkable Love.

Let's get happy again, shall we?

Oh, also, new Stronger chapter is closer to completion, 9k done but it's still... we're working on it. I promise.

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Comments ( 9 )

with all the death metal and such that I listen to, it's a wonder that I absolutely adore that Pharrell song :twilightblush:

1892762 Because it gets in your EAR and it won't LEAVE.:twilightoops:

In a good way. :twilightsmile:

Excellent.

I do not think it is possible for you to write something that I'd dislike, but Adorkable is just the very best thing.

FINALLY!!!!

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What a kind thing to say!

I think.

Dave completes a chapter of Between Day and Night, I release a Twilestia comedy (tomorrow), you get back on the Adorkable train... IT'S THE END TIMES, I TELL YA!

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"Here are a thousand monkeys on a thousand typewriters. Eventually, they will write the greatest novel ever written."

(rips page from monkey's hand)

"It was the best of times it was the.... blurst of times?! You stupid monkey!"

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