Sometimes I wish I were an artist. · 5:30pm Apr 26th, 2012
'Cause then I would totally do this:
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PANEL ONE
(In the foreground: The Cutie Mark Crusaders, hiding behind the line of scrub at the edge of the gazebo clearing. Sweetie Belle is standing on Apple Bloom's shoulders, while Scootaloo pathetically flaps her wings in an attempt to get aloft. All are trying to see over the bushes, their eyes straining toward the background, where Big Mac and Cheerilee can be seen sipping at cups of suspicious-looking purple punch.)
Apple Bloom: Did they drink it yet?
Sweetie Belle: I think so! I can't quite see!
PANEL TWO
(Cheerilee walks casually in from the panel left foreground. The CMC's are surprised; Apple Bloom whips around, causing Sweetie Belle to fall completely off her shoulders into the bushes.)
Cheerilee: Hey, girls! What are you looking at?
Scootaloo: Miss Cheerilee?!?
Apple Bloom: But if you're here... who's that out there?
PANEL THREE
(Sweetie Belle sticks her head out from the other side of the bushes, catching the merest glimpse of Queen Chrysalis leading a lovestruck Big Mac away.)
Sweetie Belle: Uh oh.
PANEL FOUR
(Elsewhere, Big Mac and Chrysalis. Chrysalis's eyes are half-lidded and she looks unwell. Big Mac is hanging off of her.)
Caption (top): Seventeen Hours Later...
Big Mac: Schmookie dookie wookie punkin pie!
Chrysalis (torpid, ill): Okay! Consumed enough love here! Completely stuffed!
Big Mac: Cutie patootie snuggie wuggie muffin cakes!
Chrysalis: Seriously, I'm going to hurl.
Big Mac: Woobie.
Chrysalis: *urk*
That would be amazingly funny. And I hear ya about the art thing.
More or less how I felt when I read about this.
Even if you're not an artist though... Give it a try! (Or at least Write a story about it!
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There are folks who'll take commissions of pony art, and you can always suggest the script to someone who does pony comics!
Fucking artists, how do they work?! a.deviantart.net/avatars/m/a/magnetsplz.jpg Cool idea, though dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Sweetie_Belle_lolface.png dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Scootaloo_lolface.png dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Applebloom_lolface.png
That is an awesome idea.
Hah! Yeah, that would work.