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Skeeter The Lurker


All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.

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  • 14 weeks
    Thank you (again)

    Gonna be honest, $2185 is far more than I expected to get from that GoFundMe.

    And frankly, typing out the words "thank you" feels just way too... Simple? Condescending... ish? Just plain not enough?

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    13 comments · 287 views
  • 15 weeks
    GoFundMe

    I'll just lay it all out.

    I do not have a car.

    I cannot get to and from work.

    I am more or less broke due to low paying job and so many bills.

    Due to credit issues, I do not qualify for any emergency loans.

    My car was uninsured due to the company I had deciding not to tell me there was an issue with payment and just... cancelled it. Cause why not at this point.

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    9 comments · 930 views
  • 15 weeks
    I can't win

    Got in an accident.

    Car's completely fucked.

    I'm fine, I think. Hospital right now. But I seem ok by EMS standards.

    Woulda been better if I had bit it, frankly. Cause now not only am I broke, I now have no car.

    ...I just want it to end. Please?

    I can't take much more. I can't.

    7 comments · 212 views
  • 22 weeks
    2024, about as good as 2023. Which was sh!t.

    Screw 2023.

    Miserable year for me.

    Started with an asshole walmart employee getting me fired, to me being exhausted with two jobs, which didn't last so back to one job, to me barely being able to get by on my meager paychecks.

    And on top of that, my severe eczema was persistent and I was unable to find a solution because... No money and so on.

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    20 comments · 1,149 views
  • 120 weeks
    Spare a dime for your Lurker

    Hello Legion, it's been awhile, hasn't it?

    I've never been good at this kinda thing, and while I could go on about my antics as of late, I won't and will just come out and say it.

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    19 comments · 1,948 views
Aug
23rd
2013

200 · 10:48pm Aug 23rd, 2013

I don't know how.

I don't know why.

And I honestly am baffled by it.

For some reason...

200 of you people here on FimFic.net...

Have been compelled to follow me.

Why? I ask. Why did you choose to do so?

What was it that made you click that button?

I was impressed when I got 50. Then I was impressed when I hit 100.

I figured it would stop at 150.

But I wasn't expecting 200.

From the bottom of my heart...

Thank you. I mean that, truly.

I guess... I'll just keep doing whatever it is I've been doing.

Also, a very special thanks to...

For being Follower Number 200.

Again. Thank you.

~Skeeter The (humbled) Lurker

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Comments ( 47 )

Congrats! I am just over here . . . happy to have almost 30. . . .

Congrats on 200!:pinkiehappy: Here's to 200 more!

Congradulations broski =)

You sound so surprised

Congrats friend, it was well earned. :twilightsmile:

You mah nigga Skeeter. :raritywink:

~Kanye Omari West

stop typing like me

Because everybody loves you.

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Thank you.

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Heh, here's hoping!

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I am. I've no idea what I did to get them.

~Skeeter The Lurker

Woohoo! :pinkiegasp: Congratulatories!

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True dat, homeboy. (I probably screwed that up)

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It was only for this one post.

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Thank you! Means a lot, it really does.

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Best salute EVER.

~Skeeter The Lurker

1304469

I know I just said this, but I'll say it again here. Your very presence everywhere on the site at once is more than impressive enough to garnish follows. Plus, you give feedback on every single chapter of a fic, something not a lot of people do. On top of that you're Aku. Need I say more? :ajsmug:

1304478

there can only be one

we all want ur dick skeeter

Only you Skeeter only you, Don't feed the Yao Guai that is all. Congratulations :twilightsmile:

well I'm proud to say that i think you deserve it :twilightsmile:
and I am always watching :pinkiecrazy:

1304478 Iss' all gud, homeboi. You learnin'. :raritywink:

~Kanye Omari West

1304480

Hehe, true enough.

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I've a katana. Meet me on the fields of battle.

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... That works.

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Noted, thank you!

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Keep on watchin'. I'll still be here.

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Good to know the time in Orlando has helped!

1304491

You mean Gordon. Flash Gordon.

~Skeeter The Lurker

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... Dammit.

~Skeeter The Lurker

1304454
That feel.

1304533

2000? Man, I'd die happy if I could reach that.

(It IS a follower target, though...)

~Skeeter The Lurker

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I am actually surprised you don't have more than you already do...

You two seem to know your stuff better than I do.

~Skeeter The Lurker

1304542
You say that like editing gets followers XD

If anything, I just get followers from the authors I edit for. Writing is really not my forte, and I am trying my hand at it. But you have written, and you are pretty good at it. I am still a newbie.

Not to mention you have a great (and obviously popular) personality.

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Heh, thank you. And I mean that. Truly.

~Skeeter The Lurker

1304517 Uh, yes.


That's definitely what I said.

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Hehe, thank you.

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Suuuurrreeeee...

~Skeeter The Lurker

And I'm just only celebrating my 50 follows.

Damnit.

Because...you're awesome! :raritywink: Congrats!

Oh sure, thank the dude who took the longest to hit the button. What about the rest of us huh? The ones who clicked faster, the ones who cared first!?
:raritycry:
:raritydespair:
:raritycry:
:raritydespair:








Srsly though, you deserve them.

Congrats, bro. You deserve every last one of them. :twilightsmile:

Congratulations!

You deserve every last one. And then some more.
Have a moustache. :moustache:
Or two. :moustache::moustache:
Or ten. :moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache:

Congrats! You deserve it! :moustache:

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Heh, you'll get there. I have faith...

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You've got a point... Thank you to the early ones who clicked the button!

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Your guys are awesome. Thank you!

~Skeeter The Lurker

Heheheheheheheheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee:pinkiecrazy:

Clicking that follow button was something that I never regretted. Here's to another 200! :pinkiehappy:

Dayum Bellatrix, your pun-loving ass gets around.

Also, 'grats on 200. You need to do an AMA or something if you haven't already.

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Er... Laughter of happiness and congratulations, I hope...?

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Glad I could make it so. And agreed! Here's to another 200!

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AMA? Hm. Haven't considered that...

~Skeeter The Lurker

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It's the laughter of The Watcher.

wao

I am now inspired to make a blog post entitled "19."

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Haha, glad I could inspire.

~Skeeter The Lurker

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