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Aquaman


Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.

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  • 28 weeks
    Aquaman's Feel-Bad Story Time Hour (Or: At This Point Whatever's Going On with Me and Flurry Heart Is Frankly None of Your Business)

    Did you enjoy (in a figurative sense) me writing about Flurry Heart being in a toxic relationship in "And I Hope You Die"? Have you been thinking (in a literal sense), "You know, I bet the result of that toxic relationship's end is going to be that cotton-candy pony princess doing things that would be war crimes if she didn't win the war she crimed in?"

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  • 45 weeks
    Monophobia Postmortem (Or: I Have Now Released My New Shit and My Fell-Off-Ness Is In a State of Constant Flux)

    "You used to be big."
    "I am big. It's the [website] that got small."

    (Come on, I've been living literally on Sunset Boulevard for a year and a half now. Gimme just this one bit of referential self-aggrandizement.)

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  • 52 weeks
    I Ain't Fall Off, I Just Ain't Release My New Shit

    That's true, by the way, not just a cheeky two-year-old Lil Nas X reference. I really have been working on lots of stuff over the past year or so: a few TV pilot scripts that I'm generally okay with as learning experiences, some networking-type stuff here in LA with other "pre-WGA" (which is our fun term for "aspiring" [which is our extra-fun

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  • 94 weeks
    'Sup

    Hey, horsefic folks. How it's hanging?

    I hope "in Bellevue" is at least some of your answers, because that's where I'll be in a few hours and will remain through the EFNW weekend. I'll be, as always, six-foot-four and affably daydrunk, so say hi to anyone who meets that description and sooner or later it's bound to be me.

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  • 154 weeks
    Regarding Less-Than-Positive Interpretations of Pride

    Let's get a quick disclaimer out of the way before we really get going: I don't like foalcon. By "foalcon" here, I refer specifically to M-rated stories that depict characters who are very clearly meant to be minors engaging in sexually explicit conduct with other minors and/or adults. Not a fan of it! I find it gross on a personal level, I think it's morally reprehensible that a site of this

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Aug
9th
2013

The Shit I Put Up With · 9:40pm Aug 9th, 2013

>Sweetie Belle does have an amazing voice and if she grew up to be anything but a singer I think I would be shocked. But life is good at throwing curve balls at you, so maybe I shouldn't be so surprised if Sweetie's talent actually turns out to be wrestling.
>But life is good at throwing curve balls at you, so maybe I shouldn't be so surprised
>if Sweetie's talent
>actually turns out
>to be wrestling.

No.

Dammit, no.

Fuck you, Calpain. I'm not gonna do it.

I'm not writing this. I don't have time. It's a dumb idea. You're a dumb person for having it.

I will not.

You hear me?

I WILL NOT.

FUCK.

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Comments ( 17 )

Life threw you a curve ball.

When they look up 'pain' in the dictionary, they're gonna find your face shoved through the page!

I actually had an epic Wrestling story lined up for when I finish Dash's New Mom. I have every wrestler's finishing move, at least 20 chapters worth of arcs ready, and an overarching plot. If you won't do it, just give me a month or two and I will c:

The big question is will she perform her own theme song?

Have you NOT seen teh mexican wresting masks Pinkie, Dash, Fluttershy, Rarity, and (ugh) Sunset Shimmer have in Target stores?

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and (ugh) Sunset Shimmer

Say that again, I dare you. I'm gonna bring on da PAIN!

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Sunset Shimmer and everything dealing with her are the worst things to happen to pone since Faust cut hours and then retired.

Bring it.

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The problem is that mine would be three or four chapters and structured like a show episode.

Which means it's actually feasible I could do it quickly and without much stress or commitment.

Which means oh Jesus fuck this might actually happen.

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I wouldn't go as far to say that, but least she looks pretty good. Wait, I'm supposed to be angry.

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>Structured like a show episode

So you're going to have them dilly dally around for 18 minutes and then resolve everything in a single deus ex chapter? Or do you mean like season 1?

WTF, me? I am feeling the snark tonight

I'll try to get pics of pones in wrestling masks for you. I almost bought them last time i was at Target

duuuuuuuuuu eeeeeeeeeetttt fiiiiiiillllyyyyyyyyy..................

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le epic winning

Someone requested this shit? Oh god, punch him in the face!

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