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Aquaman


Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.

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  • 22 weeks
    Aquaman's Feel-Bad Story Time Hour (Or: At This Point Whatever's Going On with Me and Flurry Heart Is Frankly None of Your Business)

    Did you enjoy (in a figurative sense) me writing about Flurry Heart being in a toxic relationship in "And I Hope You Die"? Have you been thinking (in a literal sense), "You know, I bet the result of that toxic relationship's end is going to be that cotton-candy pony princess doing things that would be war crimes if she didn't win the war she crimed in?"

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  • 38 weeks
    Monophobia Postmortem (Or: I Have Now Released My New Shit and My Fell-Off-Ness Is In a State of Constant Flux)

    "You used to be big."
    "I am big. It's the [website] that got small."

    (Come on, I've been living literally on Sunset Boulevard for a year and a half now. Gimme just this one bit of referential self-aggrandizement.)

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  • 46 weeks
    I Ain't Fall Off, I Just Ain't Release My New Shit

    That's true, by the way, not just a cheeky two-year-old Lil Nas X reference. I really have been working on lots of stuff over the past year or so: a few TV pilot scripts that I'm generally okay with as learning experiences, some networking-type stuff here in LA with other "pre-WGA" (which is our fun term for "aspiring" [which is our extra-fun

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  • 88 weeks
    'Sup

    Hey, horsefic folks. How it's hanging?

    I hope "in Bellevue" is at least some of your answers, because that's where I'll be in a few hours and will remain through the EFNW weekend. I'll be, as always, six-foot-four and affably daydrunk, so say hi to anyone who meets that description and sooner or later it's bound to be me.

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  • 148 weeks
    Regarding Less-Than-Positive Interpretations of Pride

    Let's get a quick disclaimer out of the way before we really get going: I don't like foalcon. By "foalcon" here, I refer specifically to M-rated stories that depict characters who are very clearly meant to be minors engaging in sexually explicit conduct with other minors and/or adults. Not a fan of it! I find it gross on a personal level, I think it's morally reprehensible that a site of this

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Jan
29th
2013

[S3 Finale Spoilers] The Most Cosmically Hilarious Part About All Of This · 6:37pm Jan 29th, 2013

>yfw you realize the show creators just Jossed basically every speculative fanfic in existence
>mfw I realize that includes Harmony

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Comments ( 21 )
RBDash47
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I'm just ignoring it.

Also hoping that she'll give it up to return to her friends... but intrigued by the idea of an S4 where she remains in her Finale state, and how the showrunners manage something that so thoroughly breaks the established dynamic of the show.

766074

I dunno, the facebook post linked to that EW article that makes it sound like it's going to stay that way.

RBDash47
Site Blogger

766078
A MAN CAN DREAM, MERCGILADO

A MAN can DREAM...

:raritydespair:

766074
I know there's no chance in hell this will actually happen, but I would love for all of Season 4 to just be, like, Bruce Almighty in Equestria. Just Twilight and co. gradually coming to realize that she's literally a god now and treating that fact like Timmy Turner treated his godparents, and just spending each week trying to unfuck the universe from whatever they inadvertently did to it in the first eight minutes.

I might have to write that. Do a weekly feature called, "Here's how Demigod Twilight Could've Fixed This Episode's Conflict in Twenty Seconds".

766091

Well, quit dreaming. Princess Luna will see your radical beliefs if you keep that up. I'm being a good neighbor! The value of your house will go down if Luna slaps a big red 'X' on your front door.

Well it's not like BioShock was an accurate representation of the 50's, so I wouldn't worry about it.

what the hell are you talking about? did i miss some announcement or something?

766583 y-yeah, i saw that a few minutes ago...

i... i just don't know.

i need to think. this is the second time in my life that i really wished that i smoked, i really need something right now.

766662
Honestly, it's not that big a deal. Worst case, I needed to get into Breaking Bad anyway.

766681 not a big deal? dude, this changes EVERYTHING.
the greatest shit storm in history of the bronies is about to take place. this, is where is all beguines.

the entire fanfic community will be thrown into chaos. the fanfics, oh god i can see it. a sea of sad fics about twilight outliving her friends, littered with lifeboats of the other elements turning into alicorns, twi x tia shipping and adventure stories about the coming plot thickening.

the plot will come to a new level of deep, we are going to look at a change that only the great tzeentch can understand and he will laugh at the chaos it will cause.

every single piece of art and literature will become outdated in a instant.

we are entering a time of total change. let us pray that the storm will lead us to a new land, a better land.

766863

a sea of sad fics about twilight outliving her friends, littered with lifeboats of the other elements turning into alicorns, twi x tia shipping and adventure stories about the coming plot thickening.

Is this... any different from what's current?

766891 point, but still. a lot of things will change here.

it remains to see if it will be remembered as the day it all ended or the day we stepped into a new era.

personally? unless they make a mayor fuck-up (immortality, princess duties, general alienation, etc.) the show will go on. and if they fuck up...

i'd like to hope that not much will change but i just don't know. an army easily shatters when it's most holy battle standard is removed

The dress makes her look fat.

PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

DIG OUT THAT AU TAG BOYO

Consider me crossing my fingers in hope that she won't be the only one.

>Mane Six: Ascend.

766863

every single piece of art and literature will become outdated in a instant.

Not really, or else every season 1, 2 and 3 episode will become outdated as well. All it means is that all Twi artists need to learn how to add wings.

774210 but it would be a clear definition that this was before the S3 finale and that was after the S3 finale

... ok i admit, i have no idea what i was writing when i did that one, i was having a mayor freak-out and had to go and get some ice-cream to calm my nerves

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The original excitement got to me to, so I can understand :pinkiehappy:

i skiped loging into fimfic yesterday... holly cats... 19 blogs because of twicorn XD

i dont even know how you writters feel about this new canon posibly killing your fic`s acuracy, but i wana say, i will still read them :)

What people like to forget is that the show must go on.

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