Chatbot

Chatbot, write me a story about a commoner pony named Baked Bean who has to marry Princess Celestia because he touched his nose to hers.

Once upon a time in the enchanting land of Equestria, there lived a radiant and benevolent ruler, Princess Celestia. Her gleaming white coat and flowing, pastel-colored mane were the talk of the kingdom, but it was her wisdom and kindness that truly endeared her to her subjects.

One sunny morning, Princess Celestia decided to take a stroll through the bustling streets of Canterlot, the capital city of Equestria. She wanted to connect with her subjects, to hear their stories and share in their joys. As she gracefully made her way through the market square, the ponies bowed and greeted her with smiles.

Among the crowd was a rather peculiar pony named Baked Bean. He was a simple commoner, known for his odd but endearing personality. Baked Bean had a talent for getting himself into strange situations, but he was always good-hearted.

As he hurriedly walked through the crowded marketplace with a basket full of, you guessed it, baked beans, his path unexpectedly crossed with Princess Celestia's. In the midst of the bustling market, Baked Bean stumbled and accidentally touched Princess Celestia's nose with a bean-covered hoof. Gasps filled the air as ponies watched in astonishment.

Princess Celestia, however, didn't react with anger or annoyance. Instead, she burst into laughter, her melodious voice echoing through the square. "Oh my dear friend, it seems you've added a touch of flavor to my day!" She smiled warmly at Baked Bean, her eyes filled with mirth.

The crowd was taken aback by her response, but soon they too began to laugh. Baked Bean blushed furiously, unsure of what to do. The princess extended her hoof towards him. "Would you care to join me for tea, dear Baked Bean? I find your sense of humor quite charming."

Baked Bean, still in shock, nodded and took her hoof. Together, they walked to the palace, sharing stories and laughter along the way. In the days that followed, the unlikely pair spent more time together, discovering they had much in common despite their different backgrounds.

Their friendship blossomed into love, and the kingdom of Equestria watched in amazement as Princess Celestia and Baked Bean, the commoner with a heart of gold, decided to marry. The union of royalty and commoner was a symbol of unity and acceptance throughout the land.

And so, with the blessing of her subjects, Princess Celestia and Baked Bean were wed in a grand and joyous ceremony, where love truly conquered all. Their story became a legend in Equestria, a testament to the belief that love knows no boundaries, and sometimes, all it takes is a simple touch to change the course of destiny.

What do y'all think? Should I pay for the smarter chatbot and have it write my stories for me from now on?

Comments

[Akira Dragonborne]

No. Just no.

Bots got bad enough in Team Fortress 2 PVP, don't let them contaminate elsewhere.

Besides, yours is much better.

[Irrespective]

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I agree.

[Lighting Ace]

Agree, bots can't write creative they use atgoritmitcs and what "percentage" is on a story. they don't have a soul.

[Mr Swanky Hat]

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At least we have Seal now

[Advent Link]

well... it got the nose event atleast?

[Jake The Army Guy]

Is... is this not how the story went? I mean, it's been a while since I read the first one, but I'm pretty sure this is accurate.

[Irrespective]

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Chatbot hit the general plot points of the story, so in a way, yes. But Celestia only had a couple of guards with her when she booped Bean, and it was in the gardens, not out in public.

So Bean didn't have baked beans on him, and his baked bean-covered hoof(??) didn't touch her nose.

[DarkPhoenixx]

That's an amazing story.... for a bot. Though I would tell the bot to leave story writing to the non-bots.

[Georg]

I think chatbots have a great future in writing more stories in the style of My Immortal.

[Jake The Army Guy]

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That thunderous boom you hear in the background is my joke crashing and burning.

[Irrespective]

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[Hilord17]

This post is something of a minefield because it reminds me of a post talking about using AI for stories (which is bad overall, btw).

Besides, I'll side with your story better :)

[Modmyths]

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Don't you mean TF2 Players have it bad enough with bots...?

[Modmyths]

I'm trying to figure out if that was written by a smart chatbot or a dumb Irrespective...

[Irrespective]

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Yes.

[Posh]

Write a sequel to this MLP:FIM story about a commoner named Baked Bean marrying Princess Celestia in which Hank Hill force-feeds canned tomatoes to Baked Bean in order to erode support for the monarchy, and install Bobby Hill as God-King of Equestria.

Baked Bean was in for the surprise of a lifetime as Hank Hill unveiled his plan. He had enlisted the help of Bobby Hill to lead an army of Canned Tomato bearing ponies in a march upon the palace of Princess Celestia. Hank intended to force-feed Baked Bean with the canned tomatoes, thus making it clear to the Equestrian people that the crown could no longer bring them harmony or prosperity and should be replaced instead with Bobby’s God-like rule.

The march of ponies descended on the Palace and inevitably made it to Baked Bean’s quarters, where Hank and Bobby Hill unceremoniously dumped two large cans of tomatoes onto the floor before Baked Bean. Startled, Baked Bean demanded they let him go, to no avail. After several brutally forceful moments, Baked Bean was shovelling can after can of tomatoes into his mouth, at the behest of Hank Hill. Struggling to contain the putrid taste of the tinned vegetables, Baked Bean realised Hank’s goal was not just to break Baked Bean, but to also break the hearts of Equestrians who still had faith that the monarchy could bring them security and accumulate love and trust.

Angered by the blatant disregard for the people, Baked Bean clung onto his tenuous grasp on sanity and declared a popular uprising throughout Equestria! News quickly spread throughout the land, gaining traction with the people Baked Bean fully intended to lead to freedom from the monarchy. With arguments of Piratic democracy and the corruption of their government, these Ponies quickly gained a unified disenchantment. As the ponies convened throughout the area to rebuild a newly restructured government, Bobby Hill declared high above the panicking masses that when this new government was established, he would be crowned God-King of Equestria!

Upset by the latest insurrections, Princess Celestia, although weak, still tried to reason with Bobby. This did little to slow the sudden insurgence, and after taking multiple blows from his godly peers, Bobby was finally coronated God-King of Equestria.

Despite all of this, Baked Bean and Celestia had been growing increasing fond of each other throughout the chaos and shortly after Bobby’s coronation, they decided to get married. This marked the start of a new era in Equestria’s history, in which Ponies could finally find freedom and peace, unencumbered by the bonds of the insidious monarchy. Baked Bean and Celestia even remain together today, almost two decades on.

[Airy Words]

The Chatbot appears to have ingested your story as input. Frankly, this looks much better than other output I've seen, possibly because of the extensive details in the prompt.

I gave Chatbot the prompt “Write a romance story between Derpy and Queen Chrysalis” and the result was so generic that it could have been generated by Madlibs. Fill in a noun, fill in a verb, fill in an adjective, etc.