"If you think you understand quantum mechanics, you don't understand quantum mechanics." - Richard Feynman

Greetings, horse connoisseurs.

I'm Ashley, 18 years old. I'm a silly, egotistical, wannabe physicist English person. I'm also an associate of the 'The Royal Society of London for Improving Natural Knowledge', yeah, it's a mouthful--I don't say it often.

As a snobby British wanker, you'll have to forgive me if I begin arbitrarily raving about marmite, or moaning about how depressingly grey the weather's been lately. And don't bring up tea, because I can and will have a heated debate about why Twinings Earl Grey is superior to all other consumable hot beverages that has existed, does exist and will exist in the space-time continuum.

My hobbies include: playing video games, complaining about video games, crying about video games, watching anime, and of course, all that beautiful science-y nonsense I usually get up to. And in the unlikely scenario that it wasn't immediately obvious enough--yes, I watch cartoon horses too, who doesn't?

I also possess a fanatical love for Twidash shipping which borders on creepy, and reflects poorly on my overall personality. By all means, make a terribly written one-shot about your alicorn OC; as long as you sprinkle some Twidash on top then congratulations - you've created a masterpiece.

Rainbow Dash is best pone. This is an indisputable fact. She's loyal to hurr friends, does sanic rainbombs and doesn't afraid of anything.

I always try my best to respond to any questions/comments you have, but if I don't it's probably Because-

-Your comment was so fucking stupid, I couldn't bring myself to formulate a reply

-I was too lazy

-Your comment was so unbelievably intelligent, sharp and scholarly that I couldn't muster a response