I live on a farm of plotbunnies.

And then there's this asshole.

"I'm not afraid of dying. I just don't want to be there when it happens." —Woody Allen

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Everyone has a story. The question to ask is, what do you want others to read in yours?

Something-something horse narrations.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

God, I'm so sorry.

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