Being a god of war isn't easy. Especially when your patron race is dying out, someone bigger and better has long overshadowed you and you feel like and have been shattered into a million pieces. Even when the concept of time is mostly irrelevant to you, sometimes you just wish that you could go somewhere for the day and relax without having your soul devoured by the Great Enemy.

Fortunately, a land of little ponies can do just that, whether they like it or not.

*this W40k crossover contains Eldar, heresy and Eldar heresy with just a hint of insanity for good measure. Enjoy*

"True warriors do not follow paths, they make them. It is not just their desire, it is their nature." -Nicholas Kerensky

In the year 3057, Cadet Flynn expected himself to become a great MechWarrior in the Wolf Touman someday. One that's life would be retold through the Remembrance, one that would put the Jade Falcons in their place, one that would stand upon Terra when the Clans stopped biding the time Comstar had forced them to endure five years prior.

However, when his aspirations are decisively ended, he soon learns that when one opportunity for honor and glory closes, a new one opens. Now Flynn must forge his own path with nothing but his skills, his will, and his Firemoth in his quest to find the people most important to him.

*BattleTech crossover partially inspired by The Thessalonica Legacy by Dashukta, Mechwarrior: Equestria by faktopus, and a training mission in MechWarrior 2*

*Originally titled "My Little Dasher" as what was intended to be a harmless reference to to ROBCakeran53's epic, My Little Dashie. This fic is otherwise unrelated to that story*

What began as a relatively uneventful night of conversation over Skype between a Brony, an Anti-Brony and Commander Shepard regarding "Cupcakes" escalates to the point of an impromptu trip to Equestria for all three. Now, the Anti-Brony is caught in a sticky situation that threatens not only his life, but his patience for Shepard's antics.

Meanwhile, Sweetie Belle's life is about to have a fresh new start.

Two things to to consider before reading:
1. Parody of Cupcakes, but contains minimal actual gore.
2. Shameless self-insertion of author and two friends (one of which made the cover art).

Cliches aside, constructive feedback is greatly appreciated.