Being a god of war isn't easy. Especially when your patron race is dying out, someone bigger and better has long overshadowed you and you feel like and have been shattered into a million pieces. Even when the concept of time is mostly irrelevant to you, sometimes you just wish that you could go somewhere for the day and relax without having your soul devoured by the Great Enemy.
Fortunately, a land of little ponies can do just that, whether they like it or not.
*this W40k crossover contains Eldar, heresy and Eldar heresy with just a hint of insanity for good measure. Enjoy*
Chapters (1)
when the dark eldar come... ...BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
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The problem being that said Dark Eldar are slightly more interested in appeasing Slaanesh, on account of the history there, and the grip Slaanesh has on all of them. They don't care about violence for the sake of violence, it's the sensation that they'd be there for. You know, fun sensations, like the kind they get from brutally torturing people to the brink of death over a period of weeks!
Welp. This happened.
Heretical Xeno God!
....What in Tartarus did I just read, Doc?
-TheMelon93
War in the Warp XLR?! I loved that show!
I remember in season 6 episode 9 "ReTARDIS of the Jedi"
Captain Titus was like, beating the shit outta Sindri
Then suddenly, a freaking looted Imperial Titan comes in THROUGH the ceiling
It had a a kickass paintjob, it was blue with like, flame decals around its feet (it even had a flaming 8-ball!) and like, then suddenly th ork inside it was like
"OI! YOUZ TOOK MAH GROT BURGAHS! NOW YOUZ GONNA FACE THE DAKKA OF MY FLASH KUSTOM JHORBLOCK MEGAHZZ CURBSTOMPAH! I'Z GONNA USE MAH NEW SUPAH-DEZTRUKTO-KRUMP-MODE ON YER ARSE!!!"
Then suddenly, there was like, OVAR 9000 GUNS ON DAT SHIET
But it exploded!
Then the canera zoomed to a few Imp G's walking from the explosion, they were like talking
"Rawne you old bastard, I told you we could do it. With your demolitions expertise and shit." the guy in the Commissar uniform said
"I'M GONNA STAB YOU IN THE BACK."
"Oh Rawne!" *audience laughs wholeheartedly*
And then the sniper guy was like "Oh god, I'm spazzing out again dushhanehfggceoalsmsm" then he started Harlem Shaking for no reason and then a big muscly guy went front of the camera and he was like
"I have one question for you, and one question only. EXPLOSIONS?"
And then the place blew up.
3505980 "THAT SENTENCE HAD TOO MANY SYLLABLES!!!!! APOLOGIZE!!!"
"Did you know over 97% of all creatures on Pandora aren't exploding right now? THAT'S BULLSH*T! BUY TORGUE!"