Grammar Marxist? Prose to the proletariat! Seize the means of communication!

When I die, I want Pop Goes the Weasel to play at my funeral. That way, as the assistant is winding the crank, the audience stares in horrified expectation at my casket!

Ceci n'est pas un cheval.

My name is Shadow

All you need to know about me is that I read way too much fan fiction. Also, this site needs more Derpy x Crackle.

An old Dragon who has found a fascination with tiny pastel horses.

Energy is a property of objects which can be transferred to other objects or converted into different forms, but cannot be created or destroyed.

Deactivated until further notice

Swedish brony who loves reading long and epic adventure stories. 230+ fics / 17 000 000+ words and counting.

I have no idea what I'm doing.

"You can't kill me . . . I've been rejected by death."

Avid writer and lover of other writers works as well. Working on trying to make videos for youtube but no video experience. Willing to help others if in power.

Guitarist, failed artist, somewhat of a writer. Also a pretty nice guy believe or it or not.

Reads, writes code, raises kids. (Sleep optional.)

Somepony who reads enough MLP fanfiction to actually REQUIRE registration, because by this point it takes too long to open all the story bookmarks and look through them for updates. Yay for tracking!