Twilight and Luna try to go on a date. More of a casual thing, really—nothing too serious. Dinner and a movie, at most.

It goes poorly.

"You cannot die unless your patron does."
The answer to the first question Twilight asked when she formally became the princess of magic. Billions of years later, she regrets not thinking this through.

Celestia has been the Princess of Equestria for longer then she can remember, and hasn't really had much time to herself. Maybe that's the reason for these feelings. Stress, just stress. She certainly can't actually - No, that would be too ridiculous.

Of course, ridiculous things can happen.

Loosely based off of the Animal Collective Album "Merriweather Post Pavilion"

Luna hasn't got out much since Nightmare Night. Her sister tells her to remedy this by going to a nightclub. Very short 1-shot.

Twilight is settling down to read a book when Celestia decides to drop in. Apparently, the princess needs somepony to talk to. So why not her faithful student?