After falling asleep in a park you (Phil) recall from your childhood during a drunken wander, you find yourself amongst the land of Equestria; the land of ponies, peace, harmony, friendship and where the female to male ratio is 10:1 (and that's an understatement). You then spend your time finding out how you ended up in Equestria, all the while having fun, making friends, maybe even finding love finally. Oh, and who's to say you won't be a complete arsehole about the whole situation? However, with you and your sub conscience at your arsenal, who can really stop you from being one? A simple man in a magical land with pegasi, unicorns and earth bound ponies with the strength of a freight train, things will surely end up fine, right?

A second person story if you haven't realised by now.

Keep in mind I wrote this at 10PM until 11:30PM, fell asleep, woke up at 5AM extremely tired and have now finished at 6:30AM. My first attempt at a sappy romance which is based loosely on a section in my life, one I'm still in sadly but nonetheless a section. Please enjoy as the intricacies of my mind destroy you. Not really alot of it probably make sense like Team Ponies.

Rating will be kept as Everyone because I believe it relevant, due to literally a couple of words that hint at the start of something sexual, but doesn't happen and no gore as well.

This story is a one-shot, hinting on the vicious cycle of Team Fortress 2's wonderful map known as 2Fort. I've crossed it over into My Little Pony through implying that there are gamer ponies in Equestria. I came up with this idea at 12:00AM and finished writing it at 4AM (multiple procrastination breaks included, as in I could have written this in 30 minutes or so were I really dedicated to the cause ) and was taken light-heartily. Also, my first shot at writing a fan fic ever, so things from here do not look too swell. Enjoy if you can, although I don't guarantee it.

The teen rating is just to be on the safe side as I briefly touch on minimal gore and literally five words relating to sex.