A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

If a tire was on fire during a blizzard, would you stay close to it and keep warm, or run from the awful smell?

Give me an eternity, I'll give you an update!

I swear every time I blink this site has fifteen new features. Six months isn't /that/ long a time to blink, is it?

There are a few Jakes on this website. I'm the ginger one.

Does he even write stories anymore? Geez, what a flufflenugget.