There's a sweet spot when it comes to drinking and writing where you can do anything perfectly and then it's gone, you're drunk and finding the meaning of life in your screensaver. Enjoy your stay.

I'm a gamer, first and foremost. I also veg on the Internet, and read/write stuff occasionally.

Big Mac is Watching

A writer who writes things.

I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.

Started from the bottom now we're still at the bottom.

Will fill out later.

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.