I do be writing. You do be reading

Hug your nearest alicorn.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

Howdy, I’m Burt.