I wish I was enough. But I'm not and never will be.

I shall Butcher your dreams

Someone who will eventually submit a story here to be ridiculed and laughed at, but not today! I'll just continue to lurk on this site and read stories about magical ponies and their many adventures.

Not a Writer.

I’m a brony with the body of a pony and the brains of a griffon who seems to enjoy watching random female characters starve.

I AM SCIENTIFICALY CRAZY!

Otherwise known as Alastor Deer Daddy~

just a dude with minor autism trying to get through this little thing called life

No squealing and remember that it's all in your head

"Pulling a Mordecai" (verb) - The act of never making a move, while at the same time, not knowing what to do with your hands.