I spin straw out of solid gold, I drink cheap-ass beer from expensive-ass glasses, and I prefer my horses with fingers and toes.

I'm a writer with a deep love for stories of all genres, particularly those tales with no need to conform to one standard.

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A girl so bad at writing she took to learning how to write at University. How'm I doing so far? Yeah, I know-- I'm working on it, I promise.

I swear every time I blink this site has fifteen new features. Six months isn't /that/ long a time to blink, is it?