"I still can't wait to lose my virginity conquering Poland with Goldenwing." - /mlp/

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

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