This is an alt account for posting smut but all I will say is that I am a carbon based intelligent organism of earthly origin, made mostly of water.

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

I have returned.

I like 'em big. I do commissions! Check out my policy here.

I write like once a year.

I spent a good amount of time thinking of a witty comment for my bio, this is what I came up with.

Just someone who is pretending to 'word' as hard as they can. Isn't that what we all do?

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I write commissions and sometimes write stuff I come up with too. Nuff said.