Why did I do this? What happened to me? Why am I here?

Those were the only things Luna could think of, locked away inside the moon. She had one thousand years to do so. But why did she do it? She wasn't even jealous of her sister, not in any way, not until she turned into a monster.

Nightmare Moon.... eternal night.... sun exploded into smitherins... at least, thats what Celestia expects to find when she finds out her little sister is last on the Princess Poll... again. For literally the thousandth time. Well, especially considering what happened the very first time the poll was released.

Twilight attempts an age spell again. Now Shining Armour is a baby and Luna has to foalsit him while Twilight gets Celestia. Luna is not too thrilled about that.

Celestia made me think I wasn't worthy for the crown. I thought she would always be better than me. The Nightmare has proved me wrong. I will have revenge.

Spiders. Celestias worst fear. Not Discord, not Tirek, not any dark villain, spiders. So when one turns up while she is trying to bake, it ends in quite a fiasco.

Hate mail, her overprotective sister, idiotic guards... Not to mention her impossible anger issues.... Luna definately has her hooves full!

Every really really hated somepony? Ever wanted to call them rude names and always get away with it? Well look no further! 'Why ___ is a Dumb Dumb' is a book just for you!

Celestia wants to collect Funko Pops. Unfortunately for her, Luna does too.

So Twilight has already told Celestia that she's a dum dum, tried to put a guard in time out, slid down the hallway in that guard's armour, threw a flower pot at Celestia, threw a paint balloon at one of Celestia's guests, sprained that guests hoof, told Cadance that she was a dum dum, burnt down the Canterlot Castle...you get the idea. So what next?

Luna has another crack at technology. The last time she tried, it didn't end very well. She can't ruin this computer though, it's been specially designed for her. Sadly, there are other things rather than Smile HD that can scare Luna into having a meltdown...