Am I the only one who goes back and rereads their own stories (the good ones, not the fail ones like Celestia's Mistake...) cackling at their ingenious?

...yes?

I'll leave now.

1. Wear a shirt that says Life. Hand out lemons on street corners.
2. Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other.
3. Get into a crowded elevator and say "I bet you're wondering why I've gathered you all here today."
4. Become a doctor. Change last name to Acula.
5. Change name to Simon. Speak in third person.
6. Get a parrot. Teach it to say "Help! I've been turned into a parrot!"
7. Follow joggers around in your car blasting 'Eye of the Tiger' for encouragement.

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1. Press every button in the lift. Make sure it stops on every floor.

2. Take way too much food from the buffet. Spill some on the way back to your table.

3. Scream continuously in the formal dining room. Stop when people look and pretend you didn't do it.

4. Run down the corridors and knock on everyone's doors.

5. Go skinny dipping in the kids pool.

6. Order a drink and when it comes pretend you didn't order it. Repeat.

7. Step on people's feet in lifts. Don't apologise.

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Top 66 Most Annoying Things to Do In an Elevator
1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.

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