Greetings, I am Merlos the Mad. I am a dabbler of both words and wizardry in my free time. I also invite you all to partake in my musings. Take care though, as they are the product of a madman.

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"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

I have no earthly clue what I'm doing.

What's that smell? Is it blood?!... No, it's a Snickers bar... But what is inside?