Have Bacardi, Grand Theft Auto, and potato. Take drink and turn on Xbox. Drink is not Bacardi, is melted snow. Xbox is cold desolate wastes of homeland. Is both hallucinations from malnourish. Politboro take away potato and beat for hoarding of food.

One year closer to death. Is happy day.

Present Perfect did a thing. He's been working on this thing for over a year, and if I were to describe this thing in three words, those words would be "BEARDS", "mega-super-giganto-holy-shit-hide-your-wives-and-children-lest-they-lack-the-masculine-fortitude-necessary-to-survive-this-awesome", and "BEARDS".

This is that thing:

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As most of you know from my retrospective post and some of you know from being there, there was a room at Bronycon dedicated to the writers of the fandom called Quills & Sofas. On one of the days (I honestly forget which), a few guys from Everfree Network with microphones and cameras came in and started interviewing people at a table across the room from where I was standing at the time. Last night, I discovered that they posted those interviews in one 11.5-minute compilation on Youtube, which

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(God, I'm such a child.)

Sorry about the wait.

Introduction

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>Sweetie Belle does have an amazing voice and if she grew up to be anything but a singer I think I would be shocked. But life is good at throwing curve balls at you, so maybe I shouldn't be so surprised if Sweetie's talent actually turns out to be wrestling.
>But life is good at throwing curve balls at you, so maybe I shouldn't be so surprised
>if Sweetie's talent
>actually turns out
>to be wrestling.

No.

Dammit, no.

Fuck you, Calpain. I'm not gonna do it.

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If you haven't read Part 1, you can find it here, or in the sidebar, or in your notifications, or under your mattress in that spot you thought nobody knew about but you. If you have read it, I'm not gonna waste any time getting to what's good here, so here we go.

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Okay.

So.

Let's talk about a few things.

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(But actually, though, this place is tight. I'll put a longer writeup/explanation/skirts-ian ramblefest up when I'm back home Monday.)