Seven months, three weeks, four days, and 18,593 words. I don't know what I'm going to do with it, and I don't care. It's fucking done.

I'll see y'all at Bronycon.

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What the fuck, guys.

It finally happened.

And now I'm struck with the strangest and most inconveniently timed urge to postpone my plans for original stuff and go back to Harmony.

I'm not sure how I feel about that.

It should come as little surprise to any of you that I have a tendency to wax poetic in my blogs, primarily because I have a tendency to wax poetic in everything I write. My style has always leaned towards the verbose side of things, and it's a trait that I've gotten better at corralling as the years have gone by. For that and a few other reasons, I'm not going to drag this post out any longer than necessary. Instead, I'm going to try something new, and just say what needs to be said without

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Seriously. I can handle writing overlong epic video game crossovers just in whatever spare time I get, but the second I try to come up with a good title for something, my brain goes full Sheen on me and refuses to work until I give it large amounts of cocaine or empirical proof that it runs on tiger blood. And as neither of those things are easily bought on a paid intern's salary or, y'know, anywhere, I just have to work with what I can get. Which, apparently, is what I put up there.

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So as I'm sure you've heard/seen, an official trailer now exists for Equestria Girls, and after a few minutes of debate over whether I really wanted to put myself through watching it, I ended up throwing a shoe at my mouse button and hoping to come through with minimal injuries. And now that I've watched the trailer and seen the precise extent of the unholy abomination

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The title, of course, is in reference to my claim that I was, and I quote: "Back, bitches," which I made right before disappearing off the face of the earth for like a month. Not exactly the best strategy as far as fanfare and celebration goes.

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For the record, this is entirely Octavia's fault.

All right, maybe that's an exaggeration. Part of the blame lies with me. Most of it, actually. Let's say 60%, 65% my fault, and the rest is all her. Also, Harmony. Also, In Tooth and Mane. Also, in an almost completely tangential way, Easter.

Let me back up a little bit.

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Just to set things straight from the get-go here: nothing I'm about to say has anything at all to do with the season finale today. Matter of fact, I actually enjoyed it, all things considered. That being said, this is something that I've just now recently come to a decision about, and in light of how much the episode this morning could very well have been a series finale given its tone and plot elements, this seems as good a time as ever to announce it here. So, without further ado, here's a

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