1. I kept telling people that Dave Polsky did the best visual gags of any other writer and was never afraid to go for tricky morals, and if he could get a good concept to work with he'd be phenomenal. I FUCKING CALLED THIS YEARS AGO.
2. If you sub out Daring Do for Ken Levine, Rainbow Dash is literally a gender-swapped, rainbow-colored clone of me. With maybe a touch of Applejack's accent and less of an ability to constantly put up with Rarity's shit.

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Because I like to rebel against what's popular while still generally conforming to some level of mainstream secularity.

Happy Kwanzaa, everyone.

1. No spoilers yet for people who missed it live, but the S4 premiere was actually really fucking good and I'm genuinely shocked that some of that just actually happened.
2. If you mute the audio of any MLP episode and play Nelly's "Here Comes The Boom" over it, it inexplicably matches up with whatever scene is playing more often than not. And it is magical.
3. I might have a new fic ready by the end of the weekend. Gonna see where tooling around with it gets me.

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Find-replace "furries" with "bronies", "fans of Video Game/TV Show/Game Console X", or any other appropriate term. Then either keep the word "fetish", or find-replace it with "something you like that other people don't".

If at any point Legoman starts to sound like he's talking about you, you are the problem. And you are an asshole.

#sorrynotevenclosetosorry

If you truly feel that the only way you can make a scene or character work properly is by copy-pasting trademarked song lyrics into your fan fiction, you're objectively bad at writing.

Just a heads-up.

It kind of depends on whether I can get the infrastructure (yes, that's the right word, I promise) of this project solidified within the next couple days, and also on how thoroughly the combination of work, business school shit, and the end of rugby season decides to bend me over a table and commit unspeakable metaphorical acts upon me and my beaten-to-hell-and-back body. Or... actually, let me put it this way: this project as a whole is tentatively going to happen in the form of speedwriting

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See what I did there? I said "spoopy" instead of "spooky" because of that one thing on the Internet everybody's talking about. You know, the may-may. I know my lingo. I'm hip with the times.

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It's 4:20 in the morning right now, and on the somewhat (read as: entirely) sarcastic recommendation of friends, I just finished watching a fan animation called Dusk's Dawn for the first time. My thoughts can be summarized by the following points:

1. The amount of alcohol I needed to get through that literally emptied my fridge of beer.
2. Alexstrazsa and ABagOfVicodin are both now on my "I will fucking end you" list for next year's con.

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So first off: yeah, I know I've been basically AFK from publishing anything since I last updated Harmony, and I don't really have a great excuse for that. I mean, school and work and rugby shit got kind of hectic at times, and of course GTA V pretty much shut down every part of my life that didn't involve wrecking virtual cars, icing virtual gangbangers, or essential bodily functions, but... straight up? Beyond that, I've pretty much just been lazy. It wasn't really writer's block or

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1) She likes to dance.

2) She likes to party.

2.5) She likes to party way harder than you.

3) She's successfully weaponized obnoxiously loud music.

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