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Aquaman


Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.

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  • 28 weeks
    Aquaman's Feel-Bad Story Time Hour (Or: At This Point Whatever's Going On with Me and Flurry Heart Is Frankly None of Your Business)

    Did you enjoy (in a figurative sense) me writing about Flurry Heart being in a toxic relationship in "And I Hope You Die"? Have you been thinking (in a literal sense), "You know, I bet the result of that toxic relationship's end is going to be that cotton-candy pony princess doing things that would be war crimes if she didn't win the war she crimed in?"

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  • 45 weeks
    Monophobia Postmortem (Or: I Have Now Released My New Shit and My Fell-Off-Ness Is In a State of Constant Flux)

    "You used to be big."
    "I am big. It's the [website] that got small."

    (Come on, I've been living literally on Sunset Boulevard for a year and a half now. Gimme just this one bit of referential self-aggrandizement.)

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  • 52 weeks
    I Ain't Fall Off, I Just Ain't Release My New Shit

    That's true, by the way, not just a cheeky two-year-old Lil Nas X reference. I really have been working on lots of stuff over the past year or so: a few TV pilot scripts that I'm generally okay with as learning experiences, some networking-type stuff here in LA with other "pre-WGA" (which is our fun term for "aspiring" [which is our extra-fun

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  • 94 weeks
    'Sup

    Hey, horsefic folks. How it's hanging?

    I hope "in Bellevue" is at least some of your answers, because that's where I'll be in a few hours and will remain through the EFNW weekend. I'll be, as always, six-foot-four and affably daydrunk, so say hi to anyone who meets that description and sooner or later it's bound to be me.

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  • 154 weeks
    Regarding Less-Than-Positive Interpretations of Pride

    Let's get a quick disclaimer out of the way before we really get going: I don't like foalcon. By "foalcon" here, I refer specifically to M-rated stories that depict characters who are very clearly meant to be minors engaging in sexually explicit conduct with other minors and/or adults. Not a fan of it! I find it gross on a personal level, I think it's morally reprehensible that a site of this

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Aug
17th
2013

I Found A Thing Where I Did A Thing · 11:42pm Aug 17th, 2013

As most of you know from my retrospective post and some of you know from being there, there was a room at Bronycon dedicated to the writers of the fandom called Quills & Sofas. On one of the days (I honestly forget which), a few guys from Everfree Network with microphones and cameras came in and started interviewing people at a table across the room from where I was standing at the time. Last night, I discovered that they posted those interviews in one 11.5-minute compilation on Youtube, which means there's now permanent video evidence of me noticing there were dudes with professional-looking cameras nearby, trying to act casual as I walked closer and awkwardly got into the shot, and then sitting down at the table with Couch and acting like we'd been there the whole time so we'd get a chance to bump our gums about pretentious horsefic writer bullshit.

Check it:

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(My part starts around 4:45, by the by, but there are some other people in the video you might be interested in seeing too. I'm pretty sure Applejinx was the guy who went right before me.)

Aw man. I wish I coulda been there to meet you, Aqua. I'd be able to cross another horsewriter off my Dream-Team Meet Up list. I already met Shortskirtsandexplosions at Megacon last year, I just need to meet you, Cold in Gardez and Chromosome.

#notastalker

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