• Member Since 4th Aug, 2015
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AnonymousAlicorn


Nope. Just an alicorn for a walk. Nothin to see here. I spend most of my time writing and listening to music, and try to get around school.

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Berry Punch is not only a bar tender, she's also a notorious drunk. She was having a bad day, so got drunk off her ass at noon, when the changelings attacked Canterlot. She was normally a nice drunk, but today was an exception. Seeing her bar trashed by changelings, she takes it upon herself to start a bar fight with the poor, stupid things. did I mention, she has never lost a drunken fight, and she's gotten drunk in the royal wine cellar before. The most Royal Guards to ever be in a hospital at once, aside from wars. Vinyl's also drunk, mad about the changelings breaking her stuff, and ready to fight because why not?

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Vinyl was widely known as the only girl who had never shown her eyes. She was also the 2nd best girl at soccer in the team, and nearly the 2nd best player in the school. At the moment, 3 certain girls found their way into the locker room, and they had a grudge. We all know how bad this will go.

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Okay, Rainbow Dash isn't the only one in her family. She had a father, a cousin, and adopted little sister with a purple mane and brown coat. hint hint. Here's a run through of the average day for them.

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Pinkie Pie seems like the most happy pony in the world, and makes those around her feel like thay are, but she has been keeping a secret for her entire life, not even Maude knows it. Now, a certian reserve wonderbolt hears crying when she flies past sugarcube corners, and learns a darker secret than Sombra's childhood or Queen Chrysalis's creation. More suprisingly, Pinkie is the one with this problem. I woild have guessed maybe Rarity

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Vinyl Scratch And Octavia are very, very, very, very worried when they woke up on opposite sides of Fleur De Lis, the only nice Duchess to ever exist. She is nice in more than one way, and they had all gone drinking together. Now, they were all sharing a bed. What exactly happened last night?

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Lyra was reading up on some more powerful spells that she was definitely ready for. Reading through, trying to find the most interesting spells to show up Trixie next time she showed up if Twilight wasn't here. She was, after all, the secondary authority on magic. She was almost catching up to Twilight, and wouldn't stop now. Lets see, illusion, identification, duplication, gender swap, wait, what? Gender swap?

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Octavia's bored. Very bored. Excruciatingly bored. So bored that she is bored of coming up with adjectives to describe how bored she is. The best cellist ever shares a house with Equestria's best and most famous DJ. Octavia would not be bored if either she or the cello, Grey, were here. Grey was broken after the Royal wedding changeling attack, and the shop was taking much too long. Life lesson here.
Bad ideas 101 : Don't look through a female teenager's private items unless said teenager offers, tells you to, or gives general permission to do so. Chances are, if you snoop otherwise, you will find something you will regret seeing.

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Imagine the most destructive, unstoppable animal ever. Now imagine it being inside a little alicorn colt. Now imagine him being near death, without his left forehoof. Now imagine Fluttershy there.

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Moonlit Prism was the most popular one at her old school because she crushed anyone in her way. But she had yet to meet Sunset Shimmer. She'd also had been hooking up with Vinyl and getting help from some other kids at the school to try to break Sunset. Boy is this gonna end well.

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