A web developer whose writing process occasionally looks like Pinkie's infamous Party Of One thanks to characters deciding to derail his fics when they feel they make more sense that way.

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

You can bring a horse to water, but you can't make it write.

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

If I ever get good at Rocket League, I'll change my name to Terra Score-a.

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