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TheMajorTechie


Oh, look at me... you've got me tearing up again. ◈ Forget about coffee buy me a cup noodle.

Oct
25th
2020

Got some big things planned for Splintershard arc 3. · 8:43am Oct 25th, 2020

Also, I realized that it'd probably be better to also give names to the major and minor arcs. Here they are in order:

Prologue: Voice of magic

1: New world

2: Saving time
. 2|1: Shifts
. 2|2: Quests
. 2|3: False hope

And now, announcing Arc 3: Momentum!

(arc 3's name is subject to change at any time up until the first chapter is published)

Oct
24th
2020

Coming probably-not-very-soon: · 9:54pm Oct 24th, 2020

Oct
23rd
2020

I'm sellin' CPU display cases for $1 a pop! Yes, this is Tonkus merch. · 6:17am Oct 23rd, 2020

though you can pay more if you want 👀 👉👈

Help me be a little less broke while I'm in college!

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Oct
22nd
2020

Techie's SPICY Smokin' Toasted Self-Roasted Reviews #48: [Lab Horse: Redux]! · 8:16am Oct 22nd, 2020

Mmm... I love the smell of reboots in the morning.

I should probably put some work into this fic now that Splintershard's on hiatus, shouldn't I? I mean, I'm already here, roasting it, so I'd might as well take the step and actually write another chapter, right?

Nah. I'ma roast this thing and then probably go to bed or something. Or lurk on Discord for another hour.

Anyway.

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Oct
22nd
2020

Added detail pages for all the CPUs currently in my museum! · 6:04am Oct 22nd, 2020

I'll be adding more entries soon. Once that's done, I might even post up additional resources, like manual PDFs and stuff.

Oct
21st
2020

Splintershard arc 2|3 is now complete! · 6:20am Oct 21st, 2020

Story's gonna be on hiatus now while I plot out arc 3|1. :raritywink:

Oct
21st
2020

Techie's Tech Museum is now open! · 5:00am Oct 21st, 2020

I've only set up a limited number of pages so far, but feel free to check it out over at https://museum.themajortechie.com/!

Right now, clicking on the description text for the images only gives you a 404 error, but when I get around to it, we'll be seeing detail pages with even more hi-res photos!

Oct
20th
2020

Here ya go. · 4:11pm Oct 20th, 2020

ETwenty crackheads invent Google in Equestria, or something like that.
WHEN WILL YOU LEARN THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES?
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Oct
20th
2020

I'm done with the 300 follower special! · 7:03am Oct 20th, 2020

Been done for about a week, actually. I'm holding it hostage 'till we actually hit that mark. :trollestia:

Oct
17th
2020

Techie's SPICY Smokin' Toasted Self-Roasted Reviews #47: [Fog on the Window]! · 4:36am Oct 17th, 2020

Wherever I look, I can't escape it... The Pony-Me universe...

TFog on the Window
A single event can change one's life, for the better or the worse. A single friend, real or imagined, can make it better still.
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Fog on the Window's more or less a copy-pasted piece of the full Pony-Me taken out and given a bit more polish before being published on its own. To be honest, the inclusion of MLP into this thing was more or less shoehorned-in.

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