hello all

we have been wanting to wait a while before making this post because we weren't really sure of what was going on... but it seems like that doesn't matter much, so we may as well share what has been happening in our life.

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hey we have good news

so because of Spelunky 2 we were 'forced' to update to Windows 10 and

uh yeah, for some reason we haven't had any hard drive issues since then

who knows if we will again, but it's kind of nice to feel our computer isn't suddenly going to melt

in celebration, we have been trying to finish a request hat story that's been bouncing (heh) around in our head for a while. look forward to that, hopefully published later this week, starring Mrs. and Mr. Cake.

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henlo everypony. first of all, regardless of the state of us or any of the rest of the world, we'd like to send a gigantic internet thank you to everyone and anyone who has contacted us seeking commissions. writing for the mlp fandom is currently our only livelihood, and without the incredibly generous patrons of the arts and their salacious fantasies, we would be hard pressed to make ends meet for even a month. we've been planning some more substantial 'thank you's later on, some of which are

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i put dedo on top of a dedo
then i put dedo on dedo on dedo

does anyone wanna do a video game research project with us

the reasons we have to get out of bed in the morning has dwindled close to zero for a long time. we regularly pray for death before we go to bed, but our prayers are always unanswered.

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it would be awesome if there was a feature preventing us from posting public things immediately after a panic attack. it tends to just send us running to the internet sobbing when in fact if we just rode out the negative emotions, we'd come to a more pleasant overall conclusion later on.

here are some things that are going on and also that have been on our mind:

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no video games for us until we get a new one

sad face

also we are very annoyed about like

putting a lot of effort into our writing and seemingly having almost no one enjoy it

it's like ten stories in a row or something that probably would have done better if we were a complete nobody writing about random gibberish

be honest: are we just legitimately terrible at this? because it feels like we are.

also yes very sad video games blah blah blah whatever. darf is an idiot. the end.

henlo. we were wondering if anyone would like to play Halo or Halo 2 co-op with us. going through old games is kinda fun but it feels like it would be a lot more fun w/ company.

VOLUME WARNING NEAR THE END.

In Downwell, the music for the first stage doesn't start until you land on a surface or kill an enemy. If you use the little junk-pieces at the side of the level, you can bounce through the entire first stage without triggering the music at all. You also don't have to kill any of the cute little creatures, which is a nice bonus.

it's time again, to tell you how we're tacking this non-stop deluge of pony porn requests...

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