• Member Since 1st Apr, 2012
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darf


pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

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  • 54 weeks
    April Fusser's Day

    The Fussiest Fic There Ever Was

    If you're not aware, I am addicted to fussers (big floppa cats). As such, it is imperative (some might say mandatory) that you read this immensely momentous fussfic authored by the amazing IncredibEE. I seriously cannot recommend it enough.

    Happy April Fusser's day <3

    2 comments · 239 views
  • 62 weeks
    Nothing to sell

    I was going to make a post selling my things but then I realized I have nothing functional left to sell. If you want to buy a broken pair of headphones or an acoustic guitar with a broken string or a piano with half the keys missing let me know.

    Also let me know if you'd like to help me make rent this month.

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    6 comments · 685 views
  • 91 weeks
    Darfcon 5

    Hello. Today our landlady had a psychotic episode and locked us out along with most of our things. We are on a public starbucks wifi for the next two hours. If you are able to help us with a place to stay the night or other help somehow please message us. That's all for now. Sorry.

    12 comments · 583 views
  • 94 weeks
    L-game

    Thing

    3 comments · 538 views
  • 96 weeks
    commissions

    I need 'em. Stipulations:

    - Pre season 4 canon only
    - Mane six preferred
    - No hyper-exaggerated fetishes (keep within the realm of fictional reality)
    - Max 10k
    - $25USD/1K, max 10k

    Message if you're interested. darf out.

    1 comments · 415 views
Jun
15th
2020

commissions update · 1:04am Jun 15th, 2020

it's time again, to tell you how we're tacking this non-stop deluge of pony porn requests...

well, for one, if you check the column on the right side of our user page, you can see a list of all our currently accepted commissions. the ones hidden under spoilers are 'tentatively accepted', meaning we're aware of the existence of the potential project, but haven't solidified a contract involving concrete payment. the ones that are exposed have been paid for, either half or in full, and the ones with strike-thrus are completed and have either been posted to fimfiction or will be soon.

presently, we have one major commission we are currently working on. we are uncertain whether this project will come to fruition or not.

if you are a person/pony/thing who has contacted us about a tentative commission and was just waiting until our workload tapered off, now is that time. if you had a weird idea that you wanted to ping us about, now is that time. if you've been lurking in the wings, clutching yr bag of bits and dreaming about a sexy scenario brought to life in narrative form... now is that time.

otherwise, we are trying to think of what might be worth writing on our own again. no ideas so far. instead thinking about game design. and speedrunning. downwell WR soon? eh.

Comments ( 2 )

Ohhh, so that's what the formatting meant. Strikethrough was self-explanatory but I was always curious why some were spoilered. Good to know!

Unfortunately, no bits. Just amazon gift codes :(

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