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darf


pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

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  • 55 weeks
    April Fusser's Day

    The Fussiest Fic There Ever Was

    If you're not aware, I am addicted to fussers (big floppa cats). As such, it is imperative (some might say mandatory) that you read this immensely momentous fussfic authored by the amazing IncredibEE. I seriously cannot recommend it enough.

    Happy April Fusser's day <3

    2 comments · 243 views
  • 63 weeks
    Nothing to sell

    I was going to make a post selling my things but then I realized I have nothing functional left to sell. If you want to buy a broken pair of headphones or an acoustic guitar with a broken string or a piano with half the keys missing let me know.

    Also let me know if you'd like to help me make rent this month.

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    6 comments · 689 views
  • 91 weeks
    Darfcon 5

    Hello. Today our landlady had a psychotic episode and locked us out along with most of our things. We are on a public starbucks wifi for the next two hours. If you are able to help us with a place to stay the night or other help somehow please message us. That's all for now. Sorry.

    12 comments · 588 views
  • 94 weeks
    L-game

    Thing

    3 comments · 539 views
  • 96 weeks
    commissions

    I need 'em. Stipulations:

    - Pre season 4 canon only
    - Mane six preferred
    - No hyper-exaggerated fetishes (keep within the realm of fictional reality)
    - Max 10k
    - $25USD/1K, max 10k

    Message if you're interested. darf out.

    1 comments · 418 views
Jul
8th
2020

our xbox controller broke · 5:36am Jul 8th, 2020

no video games for us until we get a new one

sad face

also we are very annoyed about like

putting a lot of effort into our writing and seemingly having almost no one enjoy it

it's like ten stories in a row or something that probably would have done better if we were a complete nobody writing about random gibberish

be honest: are we just legitimately terrible at this? because it feels like we are.

also yes very sad video games blah blah blah whatever. darf is an idiot. the end.

Comments ( 14 )
duithy #1 · Jul 8th, 2020 · · 5 ·

at the risk of sounding like a bad person you can get a new controler for free most times from game stop
buy a used controler that looks like yours swap and return it

btw your last 10 stories have over a combied 400 likes so you're not doing bad

You write well.

I still like your stuff man, I just have a backlog to hell. Plus I wonder what numbers the fandom has atm...

You write good, it's just that you're writing at the end of the fandom's life. Were you here in 2012-2015 and pushing out similar quality stuff you would easily gotten 400-500+ likes on each story, but since the show has ended the fandom has quieted down a lot, especially on this site.

Nah, you're pretty darn good at it. But you also write all over the spectrum due to commissions, etc. I have selective tastes so only some of what you write piques my interest. Das all.

Bad at writing? No that’s not it, it’s that the commissions you do only appeal to certain people, but I think your writing is still pretty good

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I agree, absolutely: darf writes well & demonstrated that skill "all over the spectrum due to commissions", though I don't read all of darf's works since only certain topics & themes interest me; for example, the "Content Warning" for the tagged Mature story lists at least one thing that doesn't appeal to me. :applejackunsure:

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As others have already stated, it's a mix of different factors - the show reaching its twilight years and a corresponding decrease in traffic on FiMFiction, plus a very varied repertoire on your end mean that only a subset of a declining number of readers will read your works. I know that I'm a darf fan, but I don't read each and every of your stories because some of them are very much for a different audience (I'm also sitting on a FimFic pile of shame to boot).

You're a damn good writer, darf, but things have slowed down considerably here. The golden age of pony is over...

Wait, you have an Xbox!? And the controller broke!? NOOOOOO POTENTIAL GAMING BUDDY

I've liked and/or faved everything by you that I've read.

I think your porn is the funniest that I've read. Unironically. Although, I would almost consider your porn stories as well-written, comedic shit-posts than actual porn. As far as fanfiction writing goes, you are not too bad. Give yourself some credit.

be honest: are we just legitimately terrible at this?

Nope.:pinkiesmile:

Don't beat yourself up too much. Your stories are actually doing pretty darn well. :twilightsmile:

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