favorite quote: I think... i was on your face. Morgan Freeman was giving me shit. And i think he's my spirit animal.
"What is better...to be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?" -Paarthurnax, Elder Scrolls: Skyrim
I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.
So depressed and disenfranchised with reality that I NEED ponies to keep me sane by this point.
King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.
A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)
Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....